Some Harry Potter Limericks!
There once was a toad named Trevor,
And when asked if he lies he said "Never ever!"
But when mistaken for a Lizard,
He cried, "No! I'm a Wizard!"
And was banished from here forever.
There was once a boy named Harry,
He was in a fight with Larry.
When called an Otter,
He yelled "You Rotter!"
And so the end did not turn out merry.
There once was a boy named Ron,
He sat on a big, fat Swan.
With a great Quack,
It threw him off its back,
And Ron fell in the Pond.
There once was a wizard named Seamus,
He was beginning to get quite famous.
But when kicked in the shin,
People made fun of him.
And so Seamus is no longer that famous.
There once was a boy named Vince Crabbe,
On his finger was a little scab.
It came from a rat,
That was taking a nap.
And from then on Crabbe felt drab.
There once was a ghost named the Fat Friar.
"How did you die?" people inquired.
While playing canasta,
He choked on some pasta.
And now his Death no one admires.
There once was a Fanfiction Author,
Who asked people to stop being a Bother.
And then at half-past-six,
Out came some limericks!
And these are the stories by the Author.
Please review!!