this story takes place somewhere before the Sasuke retrival arc. some characters are ooc. so yea enjoy.
Disclaimer: i do not own Naruto.
Ichirakus stand
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T EAT RAMEN!!!", screamed the blond boy. He was trying to get his ramen back from his sister's grip. "I told you that you can't eat ramen constantly", she said for a fact. He only did eat ramen and nothing else, his twin sister who was only a few minutes younger than him always told him to eat healthier food. "I can eat what ever I want" he said as he crossed his arms. They really were making a big scene, but they didn't care. naruto just wanted his ramen that HE bought with his money, that HE earned from HIS missions. " fine!" she said giving up. "take your poison food" she said. "you should try it, isn't bad you know" he said back. "nah, last time I had puked when I tried it" said Naruko, Naruto's sister.
"man, whats with all the troublesome yelling" said Shikamaru. "hmm... oh hey Shikamaru, what are ya up to?" asked the blond boy while slurping his noodles. "nothing, just looking for you. The hokage has a mission for us" he said in his bored tone. "just you two?" asked naruko. "yep" he simply said.
The blond boy finished his second bowl, when he stopped to think. " hmm... old-lady Tsunade wouldn't send me on a mission since those akasuki guys are after me. So why, probably just a lousy D-rank" were the first smart thoughts in a long time.
"Shikamaru and Naruko were both looking at the fox boy. "was he just thinking right now?" Naruko was surprised, so was Shikamaru but he just shook it off.
"anyways, lets go already, I already had a lousy morning" he muttered the last part. naruto looked at his sister with a serious face and told her to get home early and to be careful. He was really protective of her, she was one of his precious people. "I know you don't have to worry about me all the time, I know how take care of myself" she said. She loved being with her brother all the time, but sometimes she wanted to hangout with her friends.
"allright just be careful" he said with one of his signature grins and left with the lazy genius.
As Naruko got back to her stool to talk with ayame the ramen waitress, she was being watched by three figures across the street.
There were three teens, all guys. "finally, Naruto is out of site" said the teen with pup on his head. "yea, blackmailing Shikamaru into tricking Naruto thinking that he has a mission was a good idea" the teen with the silver eyes spoke. "well I told you that loser would fall for it" said the boy with the chiken butt hair style.
Somewhere in some street close by some buildings
the two teens walked towards the hokage building. Then Naruto asked, "hey... Shikamaru uh do you know what the mission is about or what rank is it?". "nope" he said. " crap, I need to stall some more or else those troublesome pictures will be exposed and i'll be called a mama's boy forever, damn those guys for taking those pictures of me. I'll just have to do the best I can" were the thoughts of the mama's boy, I mean Shikamaru.
They continued walking when shikamaru took a longer route. "hey Shikamaru where you going thats a longer way" said Naruto with a confused expression. "hmm, oh yea I was sure that this was a short-cut" he said sweating bullets. "whats wrong you seem to be acting funny" Naruto said with a suspicious look.
Back with the three stalkers
All three of them waited until she left the stand so they can make their move. " but who is going to asker out, I mean she can't go out with all of us thats just sick" said Kiba with his dog in his head resting, "well, since I came up with this idea I should" said Sasuke. "what! it wasn't for my pictures you wouldn't have anything to blackmail shikamaru with" both Sasuke and Kiba look at Neji with a weird look. " dude, why would you have pics of Shikamaru in a dress?" said Kiba obiviously freaked out. "what I had my camera and I was taking pictures of stuff" the hyuuga said nervously. "hey wheres Sasuke?" said Kiba looking for him. "damn that cheater" Neji said while pointing at the stand.
At the ichirakus stand...
Naruko was about to leave the stand when she bump into something or someone. "oh I'm sorry I should watch where I'm going" she apologized. "its alright, no harm done" Sasuke said while smirking. When Naruko found she was talking to Sasuke, she got mad but didn't show it. "what do you want?" she asked trying not to let the anger get the best of her. She really didn't like how he would always get all the attention because he was from a powerful clan while his brother did his best to get attetion only to get ignored. "well I was wondering if you like to go to out sometime, I can take you to any place you want" he said all cool and what not. He never acted liked this around any girl, people mostly though he was gay and those people were Naruto and his clones, they had started rumors.
She just stood there looking at him. "what is he thinking asking me out, when I obiviously hate him" she thought as she felt the need to hit him.
When he looked at her there was only one though going through his mind. "looks like I won, take that losers" while doing his cocky grin.
The next thing he saw was a fist flying at his face. BAM, there he was lying in the floor with a bleeding nose. " like I would ever go out with you!!!" she spat out.
Laughs could be heard coming from the other two boys who saw the whole thing. Kiba was on the floor rooling and laughing, holding his stomach from so much laughter. Neji was also laughing along with kiba, but not so much as Kiba. Naruko looked at them with an evil look on her eye, she was pissed.
Back with Naruto and Shikamaru
they stood there one looking at the other, while the other was getting more nervous by the second. "damn, why did Naruto have to get smart all of a sudden" Shikamaru cursed. "well are you gonna tell me why your acting strange or do I have to get it out of ya" said naruto. "what are you talking about theres nothing wrong with me" he nervously said. " really then how come you been sweating since we left the stand, tell me or I'll tell everybody that you wear dresses for your mom design" said Naruto catching Shikamaru by surprise. " how did you know about that?" he said.
Naruto looked at him with a grin on his face. " I have my ways" he says to him. " so you gonna tell me or what?" he said to him.
Shikamaru just looked at him and sighed. he then told him everything, the blackmail, the persons behind it, the plan to get Naruto away from his sister, and so they can make their move with out having to deal with him.
Naruto just got angry and turned red eyed, his whiskers thickned and his nails grew longer, thankfuly Shikamaru didn't see him change. he rushed to the stand to kick Neji's, Kiba's and Sasuke-teme's ass. He was already getting the fox's chakra, but no tails. with fast speed he ran back to the ramen stand on all fours.
When he finally arrived, he suddenly lost his anger, his eyes turned back blue, his nails were no longer long and saw the three guys beaten up already to a bloody pulp.
First chapter done...