FUNimation vs the Z Fighters
Vegeta looked at the approaching demon. It was totally hideous and carried a duffel bag with its sides bulging. Several black bars (censor bars) were poking out of the top.
"Who or what is that?" Goku said.
"I am the FUNimation demon." The creature smirked, "And I am here to send you all to HFIL."
"HFIL? What the f-" Vegeta's voice cut out. He clutched his throat in surprise.
The FUNimation demon laughed maniacally, "That's a no-no, little Vegeta. Can't have all the little kiddies hearing you say those words."
"What little kiddies?!" Vegeta snarled, "And even if there ARE little kids present, they'll hear the words thousands of times in the future… why not start now?"
Goku nodded vigorously. Piccolo just looked confused.
"Do not question my motives, for I am the almighty FUNimation!" The demon laughed.
"Forget this!" Piccolo fired a beam, "Makanko-."
He too was cut off. His mouth moved to say the words for his attack, but they came out all weird, "Special Beam Cannon!"
"What the f-heck is that?" Goku asked, as his words were switched around just as Piccolo's had been.
"D-Darn it all!" Vegeta powered to Super Saiya-jin and charged the FUNimation demon. Suddenly he disappeared, reappeared right where he had been before, looking tired out and had a note stuck to his forehead.
The note simply stated:
"This scene has been cut out due to excessive violence.
Sincerely, FUNimation."
"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!" Vegeta yelled in frustration, "WHAT GOOD IS DRAGONBALL Z IF WE CAN'T FIGHT!"
Vegeta went thoroughly insane, clawing at Goku, "TELL ME, G-GOSH DARN IT!"
FUNimation laughed his head off. Normally, Vegeta's nails would have been drawing blood on his fellow saiya-jin, but this time no blood was shown.
"Censors censors." FUNimation stated simply, "Think of the kids."
"F-Forget the kids!" Goku burst out angrily, his attempts to curse thwarted.
FUNimation smirked, "And now, to dub you all."
And that is how DBZ got as shi-crappy (d-darn FUNimation) as it did. Totally f-messed up, don't you think? Sorry this was so short, but FUNimation wouldn't let me run it longer, because of their 'time limits'. Not to mention I was about to get really graphic.
Vegeta looked at the approaching demon. It was totally hideous and carried a duffel bag with its sides bulging. Several black bars (censor bars) were poking out of the top.
"Who or what is that?" Goku said.
"I am the FUNimation demon." The creature smirked, "And I am here to send you all to HFIL."
"HFIL? What the f-" Vegeta's voice cut out. He clutched his throat in surprise.
The FUNimation demon laughed maniacally, "That's a no-no, little Vegeta. Can't have all the little kiddies hearing you say those words."
"What little kiddies?!" Vegeta snarled, "And even if there ARE little kids present, they'll hear the words thousands of times in the future… why not start now?"
Goku nodded vigorously. Piccolo just looked confused.
"Do not question my motives, for I am the almighty FUNimation!" The demon laughed.
"Forget this!" Piccolo fired a beam, "Makanko-."
He too was cut off. His mouth moved to say the words for his attack, but they came out all weird, "Special Beam Cannon!"
"What the f-heck is that?" Goku asked, as his words were switched around just as Piccolo's had been.
"D-Darn it all!" Vegeta powered to Super Saiya-jin and charged the FUNimation demon. Suddenly he disappeared, reappeared right where he had been before, looking tired out and had a note stuck to his forehead.
The note simply stated:
"This scene has been cut out due to excessive violence.
Sincerely, FUNimation."
"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!" Vegeta yelled in frustration, "WHAT GOOD IS DRAGONBALL Z IF WE CAN'T FIGHT!"
Vegeta went thoroughly insane, clawing at Goku, "TELL ME, G-GOSH DARN IT!"
FUNimation laughed his head off. Normally, Vegeta's nails would have been drawing blood on his fellow saiya-jin, but this time no blood was shown.
"Censors censors." FUNimation stated simply, "Think of the kids."
"F-Forget the kids!" Goku burst out angrily, his attempts to curse thwarted.
FUNimation smirked, "And now, to dub you all."
And that is how DBZ got as shi-crappy (d-darn FUNimation) as it did. Totally f-messed up, don't you think? Sorry this was so short, but FUNimation wouldn't let me run it longer, because of their 'time limits'. Not to mention I was about to get really graphic.