A/N: I...don't...know.
Disclaimer: Squeenix owns the characters; Queen and the late, great, totally BITCHIN' Freddie Mercury own 'Bohemian Rhapsody', the song I have totally butchered. Enjoy!
Kadaj
(in standard Freddie Mercury garb, complete with broken mic stand)
Mama, just died again
Seph's gotten in my head
Cloud stabbed me, now I'm dead
Mama, Reunion had just begun
But now it's postponed because of rain
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make Loz cry
But he'll be doing it again this time tomorrow
Little bitch, Little bitch, playing with him never really matters
Too late, our Brother's come
He's severed off my spine
Loz's crying all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've hate you all!
Glad to leave you all behind, now here's the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the Lifestream flows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been cloned at all
Kadaj
I see a little silhouetto of a box
Loz and Yazoo
Is it Mom? Is it Mom? Kadaj, we must go an find her!
Kadaj
I'll hit you all with lightning - everybody eyes on ME!
Rufus ShinRa, Rufus ShinRa,
Rufus ShinRa, Rufus ShinRa,
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
Rufus ShinRa give us Mom! - We're EMO-O-O-O!
Kadaj
But I'm just a poor clone and nobody loves me
Loz and Yazoo
He's just a poor clone from our fucked family!
Now he will summon this monstrosity!
Kadaj
Easy come easy go - will you let our Mommy go?
Turks
Sephiroth! No - we will not let her go!
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
Let Mom go!
Turks
Sephiroth! We will not let her go
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
Let Mom go!
Turks
Sephiroth! We will not let her go!
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
Let Mom go!
Turks
Will not let her go!
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
Let Mom go!
Turks
Never let her go!
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
Let Mom go!
Never let Mom go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Kadaj
Oh Rufus ShinRa, Rufus ShinRa, Rufus ShinRa let Mom go!
Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz
That damn Cetra has a SOLDIER put aside for me
for me
for ME!
Kadaj
So you think you can stab me and cut out my eye?
So you think you can loathe me and cause me to die?
Oh Brother- can't do this to me Brother!
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Look at all my feathers
Anyone can see
Look at all my feathers - look at all my feathers on me
Anyway the Lifestream flows...
(gong)
A/N: Freddie Mercury will haunt me in my dreams for this one.