AN: Don't worry; my other story hasn't been abandoned. However, it probably won't be updated until this summer, aka when classes are over. Same goes for this story. But you lucky readers get to benefit from me not studying for my exam tomorrow. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: If I owned the Harry Potter world, I wouldn't be in college.

Detailed Summary: It's the summer after Harry's 7th year and Voldemort has been defeated. However, the war has damaged the population of wizards in Britain in what could be a permanent way. In order to ensure their survival, Fudge decrees that everyone over the age of 17 must get married to someone of the Ministry's choosing, stay married for at least five years, and have at least one child of both genders. Sirius is assigned Severus Snape as a spouse.

AN2: Yes, I am currently obsessed with SSSB pairings, arranged marriages, and mpreg. That's probably because there aren't a lot of good ones out there though. And I consider this to be a way more productive obsession than my one with Judas Priest.