Yugi-Oh! sleepover
chapter1: A stalker and a murder(wow two for one!)(Z: and suger)
starlight: Hi I'm Starlight. But let's just call me Star for short. I'm on an extreme suger rush right now and I'm really hyper so don't be surprised if the spelling is horrible and the story is sycotic.
Zene (Z): If you're listening to her, then you are probally extremely bored.
Star:Shut up Zene! no one cares about your stupid killing and suicidal fantasies. I I I can't stop talking. I can't sssstopppp shaking. Suuugggeeerrrr.
Zene: Is something she doesn't need anyways. We don't own Yu-gi-oh but we do own ourselfs. Even though I'm not really sure that Star is herself right now...
Star: Now on to the suger induced story. (ssssuuuggggeeerrr!)
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Z: Send out the flyers Star, it's gonna be huge! Locking Pegasus away for these many years has been great and all, but jacqing up his mansion is going to give him a heart attack!
Star:The hell with him! He can suffer for all I care. (actually caring) He kept me locked up for most of my life! I'm socially deprived! (Like he's not) Okay so who are we inviting again?
Z: Look at the dumb title. Shesh... *Make's flyers and mails them* *YGO cast gets them and comes, with party streamers and grafetti (and to Star's wishes, silly string) (suger rush made me! Must have silly string!)*
Yugi: Why are we here again?
Yami: Star and Zene invited us over to a sleepover remember.
Yugi: I know but why?
Joey: Star probally got high on suger again.
Tristen: Isn't this Pegasus' castle?
Seto: *sarcastically* Na...really?
Joey: Na?
Seto: Just forget it...! *getting annoyed*
Yugi: *Rings doorbell*
Star: *opens doors with a rush obiviously hyper* Howdy people! Welcome to the destroying of my uncle's mansion .... I mean sleepover!
Z: *Knocks her out of the way* Welcome incompetant fools. What would you like to destroy today?
Joey: I'll have one small coke and a large hamburger with fries.
Z: Joey... I was about to strangle Star. Don't make me do it to you (though I would possible enjoy it...)
Joey: *cringes*
Star: *recovers* We're not destroying anything! I still haven't got the money to replace half of the stuff here! It doesn't matter if my uncles locked up ... I'll have everyone else riding up my ass!
everyone: 0.0!
star: what? So what if I cussed! I do it all the time! I maybe socially deprived but I still have my ways god danm it!!"
everyone:0.0?!
Star: Alright enough standing around! The stupid pizza gonna get cold!
Joey/Tristen: Pizza?! Alright!! *run over star on their way through the doors*
Star: Must .... kill .... Joey .... and ... Tristen!!
Z: Right.......................................................
Seto: This is boring. Can I go home now?
Z: No! I...um...have a coomputer lab in here in some secret underground passage. Let's go find it...someway...
Star: Woah!!!!!!!
Z: Say that again and I stick your head up your ass
Everyone: *Cringes*
Z: Good. Anyone have any other problems with me?
Yami: No...I think we're pretty good...ahem...yeah.
Star: *more cringeing some whimpers*
Yugi: Star? You okay?
Star: *Shoots up. Yugi falls over* Yep! Let's go to the ball room (such a lame name. No other rooms to call it though)
Tea: Yea!! I'm finally in the story!!
Z: Shut up Tea. No one likes you...Well, except for Yugi. That's a definate fact, In the manga in Shonen Jump, it shows Tea in her work uniform, Yugi blushing, and him saying in her face, "nice uniform" (I don't remember if they were the exact words, but oh well)
Yugi: *blushes*
Star: *fumming. Eyeing Tea evily* Right ...... Ok. We better get some pizza before the junk food lords eat it all. Oh! Wait a minute that's impossible! Silly me!
Yami: I'd like to take that bet.
Star: Nope they couldn't possibley because I ordered 250 pizzas. Oh! And 350 sodas, 100 pizones, 450 domino dots, and some other party shit.
everyone: 0.0!
Star: *thinking somethings wrong with her* What!!! I like domino dots!
Yugi: Right ... can we just eat now?
*********Ballroom(made to look partyish)***************************
Joey/Tristen: * sigh * Ahhhh. So full. Food so good. Can't move.
weevil: *appears out of nowhere* hello pathetic fools.
Joey/Tristen:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Oh!! It's just the creepy cheating bug dude.
Weevil: Shut up!!!
Star: *kicks weevil* You weren't invited! Get out and stop stalking me!!
Z: Now now Star. Our guests here came for entertainment. Let's give them what they want.
Weevil: This is going to hurt, isn't it?
Z: I dunno. I can't fell pain if it comes from your body. *Evil look*
Seto: Now things are getting interesting!
Yugi: Weevil's been stalking you?
Z: Where'd that come from?
Yugi: Ask my wife
Everyone: WHAT???!!!!
Yugi: That's right!! I'm married to....
Z: Yami?
Yugi: Nope....I'm married to Solomon. I mean, come on, that's practially the only reason I live there.
Z: You're married to your grandfather. That's pitiful. Maybe because he'll never have a real lover.
Star: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!!
Z: That was a little more information that we needed to know.
Everyone: I agree.
Star: *Starts to shake Yugi* You're lying!! Please tell me you're lying!!! Hey! Wait a minute I'm confused. Why would you're grandfather know that weevils been stalking me?
weevil: * edges closer to star*
Star: Back off you creepy little bug!! What is it with you!!! Leave me alone!!! I thought I put a restraining order on you!
everone(except Yugi): 0.0?!!
weevil: *looks downcast*
* doorbell rings in background*
Star: *drops Yugi* Yea!! More party guests!! * skips toward doorway, stops halfway and turns around* You better be gone when I come back weevil!! If not I'm calling the cops!!
Z: *beats her to it* Welcome, guests. Please try everything in your power not to send Star to the Shadow Realm.That will be my doing.
Bakura: You just ruined my plans!
Ryou: Bakura!
Bakura: Humph! *Turns away and pouts* Dumb mortals *Takes out knife* My precious instrument of torture...!!!
Z: *See's knife* Suicidal pleasures! *Reaches for knife.* *Takes it and put its to her wrists* *Evilly smiles* *Cut's wrist* hehehe...
Star: *Gasp* Zene!!!! What the **** did you do to yourself?
Z: What?
Star: I've told you a million times not to kill yourself! *Takes knife*
Z: Well just ruin my day. Besides, it's not like you've never had any thoughts about killing yourself.
Star: Well...hehehe...funny thing you should mention that *Backs away with hands behind back, then runs into the house quickly*
Z: *Runs after her* My precious knife!!!!!!
Marik: This is odd ......
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Star: *runs to window. Throws knife out it.* (oh well maybe some other time)
Z: * runs to window and almost falls out* Nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! (continue)
Star:*calmly walks back to ballroom*
Bakura: *to Star* You owe me a knife.
Star: Trust me..... you'll never get it.
Bakura: *curses under breath*
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Tea: Will the insanity ever end!!!!!!!
Yami: Don't think so.
Weevil: *hides behind door with butterfly net*
Seto: *staring at weevil* I'm not going to ask.
Star: *walks in* Alright now that the Bakura's knife is gone I can ....
weevil: *throws butterfly net over Star* At last !!!! She is mine AHAHAHAHAHaH!!!!
Star: Goddammit weevil didn't I tell you to leave. *pulls off butterfly net* What is with you!!! Get it through your creepy little head I have a restraining order on you!! You're supposed to stay fiffty feet away from me at all times!!!! Stop stalking me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: -_-??
weevil:*stares at the floor creepily. starts to mumble* Yeessssss ............ she's mine at last .... she's mine.
Star: That's it i'm calling the cops!!!
Z: *Walks in*...*with a knife* I got the knife!
Star: How?
Z: uh...that is not important...but what is important, these fools will die!!!! (Did I just say that out loud?) *Takes knife* Die!...Weevil!!
*Zene is about to attack Weevil but stops.
Everyone: --_--???
Z: Game numero uno! Who killed the Weevil? Was it Kenshin Himura in the kamiya dojo with the bamboo stick? Was it Yusuke Urameshi in the spirit world with the Rei Gun? Was it Star in the ballroom with the rop/net? Or was it Coronal Mustard in the kitchen with the revolver?
Joey/Tristen/Marik/Malik/Yugi: Coronal Mustard!
Seto/Bakura/Yami/Star: Star!
Ryou/Tea/Weevil: Yusuke
Pegasus: *pops out from nowhere* ME!
Z: Is that your finale answer?
Everyone: Yes!
Zene: Poor Kenshin...like I care?? The winner is......NONE OF YOU!
EVERYONE: WHAT?
Pegasus: *disappears* damn...(voice trails behind him)
Star: Was it Kenshin?
Z: No, no, no. You got it all wrong. It's--can I get a drumroll please--
*No drumbroll*
Z: (Damn people) ME! Zene Dokohira, with Bakura's knife, in the ballroom. DIE! *Stabs Weevil*
*Weevil...dead*
Z: Let's try that again.
*Zene uses Phoenix Down on Weevil* *Stabs him again with Physco music playing in backround*
*Weevil...dead........again.*
Z: Again?
Everyone: NO!
Star: Cool no more sycotic stalkers who creep me out!!!!
yami: Why was weevil stalking you anyway?
Star: I don't know he just did. *takes knife from Zene and throws it out the window agian* Now that that's taken care of .... let's get some music in here.
*Star turns on Fleetwood Mac CD*
Z: *glaring out window* I hate this stupid CD!!
Seto: So do I!!
malik: Same here!!
Star: Fine!!! Damn you people!!! * puts in Avril Lavigne's 'Let's Go'*
Z:I love this CD!!!!
Tea: I find it offensive.
Bakura: Shut up! No one cares about your opinion.
Tea: *backs off to pout*
Marik: *starts to hum the tune*
Ryou: *goes to comfort Tea*
Seto: *stares at Marik* What are you doing?
Marik: *franticly* Nothing I swear !!!
Star: *relizes no one is having fun* Let's play a game!
Yugi: Yeah!!
Z: *deeply annoyed* and just what are we going to play?
Star: *in deep thought* uh ...... I .... have ...no ..idea.
Z: I know... *Laughs evilly*
Star: Oh boy!
Z: We'll play...
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END CHAPTER 1
Zene(Z): What are we going to play?
Star: When will the insanity end???!?!?!?!?!
Z: When will Star get mental consouling?
Star: When will Pegasus break free?
Z: When will I get to kill?
Star: Um....we'll get back to you on that
Z: Damn you people.
Star and Z: Find out in chapter two!
P.S. We will noy update to chapter 3 unless we get at least 5 reviews, brecause I know my insame friend will definately write chapter 2
chapter1: A stalker and a murder(wow two for one!)(Z: and suger)
starlight: Hi I'm Starlight. But let's just call me Star for short. I'm on an extreme suger rush right now and I'm really hyper so don't be surprised if the spelling is horrible and the story is sycotic.
Zene (Z): If you're listening to her, then you are probally extremely bored.
Star:Shut up Zene! no one cares about your stupid killing and suicidal fantasies. I I I can't stop talking. I can't sssstopppp shaking. Suuugggeeerrrr.
Zene: Is something she doesn't need anyways. We don't own Yu-gi-oh but we do own ourselfs. Even though I'm not really sure that Star is herself right now...
Star: Now on to the suger induced story. (ssssuuuggggeeerrr!)
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Z: Send out the flyers Star, it's gonna be huge! Locking Pegasus away for these many years has been great and all, but jacqing up his mansion is going to give him a heart attack!
Star:The hell with him! He can suffer for all I care. (actually caring) He kept me locked up for most of my life! I'm socially deprived! (Like he's not) Okay so who are we inviting again?
Z: Look at the dumb title. Shesh... *Make's flyers and mails them* *YGO cast gets them and comes, with party streamers and grafetti (and to Star's wishes, silly string) (suger rush made me! Must have silly string!)*
Yugi: Why are we here again?
Yami: Star and Zene invited us over to a sleepover remember.
Yugi: I know but why?
Joey: Star probally got high on suger again.
Tristen: Isn't this Pegasus' castle?
Seto: *sarcastically* Na...really?
Joey: Na?
Seto: Just forget it...! *getting annoyed*
Yugi: *Rings doorbell*
Star: *opens doors with a rush obiviously hyper* Howdy people! Welcome to the destroying of my uncle's mansion .... I mean sleepover!
Z: *Knocks her out of the way* Welcome incompetant fools. What would you like to destroy today?
Joey: I'll have one small coke and a large hamburger with fries.
Z: Joey... I was about to strangle Star. Don't make me do it to you (though I would possible enjoy it...)
Joey: *cringes*
Star: *recovers* We're not destroying anything! I still haven't got the money to replace half of the stuff here! It doesn't matter if my uncles locked up ... I'll have everyone else riding up my ass!
everyone: 0.0!
star: what? So what if I cussed! I do it all the time! I maybe socially deprived but I still have my ways god danm it!!"
everyone:0.0?!
Star: Alright enough standing around! The stupid pizza gonna get cold!
Joey/Tristen: Pizza?! Alright!! *run over star on their way through the doors*
Star: Must .... kill .... Joey .... and ... Tristen!!
Z: Right.......................................................
Seto: This is boring. Can I go home now?
Z: No! I...um...have a coomputer lab in here in some secret underground passage. Let's go find it...someway...
Star: Woah!!!!!!!
Z: Say that again and I stick your head up your ass
Everyone: *Cringes*
Z: Good. Anyone have any other problems with me?
Yami: No...I think we're pretty good...ahem...yeah.
Star: *more cringeing some whimpers*
Yugi: Star? You okay?
Star: *Shoots up. Yugi falls over* Yep! Let's go to the ball room (such a lame name. No other rooms to call it though)
Tea: Yea!! I'm finally in the story!!
Z: Shut up Tea. No one likes you...Well, except for Yugi. That's a definate fact, In the manga in Shonen Jump, it shows Tea in her work uniform, Yugi blushing, and him saying in her face, "nice uniform" (I don't remember if they were the exact words, but oh well)
Yugi: *blushes*
Star: *fumming. Eyeing Tea evily* Right ...... Ok. We better get some pizza before the junk food lords eat it all. Oh! Wait a minute that's impossible! Silly me!
Yami: I'd like to take that bet.
Star: Nope they couldn't possibley because I ordered 250 pizzas. Oh! And 350 sodas, 100 pizones, 450 domino dots, and some other party shit.
everyone: 0.0!
Star: *thinking somethings wrong with her* What!!! I like domino dots!
Yugi: Right ... can we just eat now?
*********Ballroom(made to look partyish)***************************
Joey/Tristen: * sigh * Ahhhh. So full. Food so good. Can't move.
weevil: *appears out of nowhere* hello pathetic fools.
Joey/Tristen:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Oh!! It's just the creepy cheating bug dude.
Weevil: Shut up!!!
Star: *kicks weevil* You weren't invited! Get out and stop stalking me!!
Z: Now now Star. Our guests here came for entertainment. Let's give them what they want.
Weevil: This is going to hurt, isn't it?
Z: I dunno. I can't fell pain if it comes from your body. *Evil look*
Seto: Now things are getting interesting!
Yugi: Weevil's been stalking you?
Z: Where'd that come from?
Yugi: Ask my wife
Everyone: WHAT???!!!!
Yugi: That's right!! I'm married to....
Z: Yami?
Yugi: Nope....I'm married to Solomon. I mean, come on, that's practially the only reason I live there.
Z: You're married to your grandfather. That's pitiful. Maybe because he'll never have a real lover.
Star: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!!
Z: That was a little more information that we needed to know.
Everyone: I agree.
Star: *Starts to shake Yugi* You're lying!! Please tell me you're lying!!! Hey! Wait a minute I'm confused. Why would you're grandfather know that weevils been stalking me?
weevil: * edges closer to star*
Star: Back off you creepy little bug!! What is it with you!!! Leave me alone!!! I thought I put a restraining order on you!
everone(except Yugi): 0.0?!!
weevil: *looks downcast*
* doorbell rings in background*
Star: *drops Yugi* Yea!! More party guests!! * skips toward doorway, stops halfway and turns around* You better be gone when I come back weevil!! If not I'm calling the cops!!
Z: *beats her to it* Welcome, guests. Please try everything in your power not to send Star to the Shadow Realm.That will be my doing.
Bakura: You just ruined my plans!
Ryou: Bakura!
Bakura: Humph! *Turns away and pouts* Dumb mortals *Takes out knife* My precious instrument of torture...!!!
Z: *See's knife* Suicidal pleasures! *Reaches for knife.* *Takes it and put its to her wrists* *Evilly smiles* *Cut's wrist* hehehe...
Star: *Gasp* Zene!!!! What the **** did you do to yourself?
Z: What?
Star: I've told you a million times not to kill yourself! *Takes knife*
Z: Well just ruin my day. Besides, it's not like you've never had any thoughts about killing yourself.
Star: Well...hehehe...funny thing you should mention that *Backs away with hands behind back, then runs into the house quickly*
Z: *Runs after her* My precious knife!!!!!!
Marik: This is odd ......
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Star: *runs to window. Throws knife out it.* (oh well maybe some other time)
Z: * runs to window and almost falls out* Nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! (continue)
Star:*calmly walks back to ballroom*
Bakura: *to Star* You owe me a knife.
Star: Trust me..... you'll never get it.
Bakura: *curses under breath*
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Tea: Will the insanity ever end!!!!!!!
Yami: Don't think so.
Weevil: *hides behind door with butterfly net*
Seto: *staring at weevil* I'm not going to ask.
Star: *walks in* Alright now that the Bakura's knife is gone I can ....
weevil: *throws butterfly net over Star* At last !!!! She is mine AHAHAHAHAHaH!!!!
Star: Goddammit weevil didn't I tell you to leave. *pulls off butterfly net* What is with you!!! Get it through your creepy little head I have a restraining order on you!! You're supposed to stay fiffty feet away from me at all times!!!! Stop stalking me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: -_-??
weevil:*stares at the floor creepily. starts to mumble* Yeessssss ............ she's mine at last .... she's mine.
Star: That's it i'm calling the cops!!!
Z: *Walks in*...*with a knife* I got the knife!
Star: How?
Z: uh...that is not important...but what is important, these fools will die!!!! (Did I just say that out loud?) *Takes knife* Die!...Weevil!!
*Zene is about to attack Weevil but stops.
Everyone: --_--???
Z: Game numero uno! Who killed the Weevil? Was it Kenshin Himura in the kamiya dojo with the bamboo stick? Was it Yusuke Urameshi in the spirit world with the Rei Gun? Was it Star in the ballroom with the rop/net? Or was it Coronal Mustard in the kitchen with the revolver?
Joey/Tristen/Marik/Malik/Yugi: Coronal Mustard!
Seto/Bakura/Yami/Star: Star!
Ryou/Tea/Weevil: Yusuke
Pegasus: *pops out from nowhere* ME!
Z: Is that your finale answer?
Everyone: Yes!
Zene: Poor Kenshin...like I care?? The winner is......NONE OF YOU!
EVERYONE: WHAT?
Pegasus: *disappears* damn...(voice trails behind him)
Star: Was it Kenshin?
Z: No, no, no. You got it all wrong. It's--can I get a drumroll please--
*No drumbroll*
Z: (Damn people) ME! Zene Dokohira, with Bakura's knife, in the ballroom. DIE! *Stabs Weevil*
*Weevil...dead*
Z: Let's try that again.
*Zene uses Phoenix Down on Weevil* *Stabs him again with Physco music playing in backround*
*Weevil...dead........again.*
Z: Again?
Everyone: NO!
Star: Cool no more sycotic stalkers who creep me out!!!!
yami: Why was weevil stalking you anyway?
Star: I don't know he just did. *takes knife from Zene and throws it out the window agian* Now that that's taken care of .... let's get some music in here.
*Star turns on Fleetwood Mac CD*
Z: *glaring out window* I hate this stupid CD!!
Seto: So do I!!
malik: Same here!!
Star: Fine!!! Damn you people!!! * puts in Avril Lavigne's 'Let's Go'*
Z:I love this CD!!!!
Tea: I find it offensive.
Bakura: Shut up! No one cares about your opinion.
Tea: *backs off to pout*
Marik: *starts to hum the tune*
Ryou: *goes to comfort Tea*
Seto: *stares at Marik* What are you doing?
Marik: *franticly* Nothing I swear !!!
Star: *relizes no one is having fun* Let's play a game!
Yugi: Yeah!!
Z: *deeply annoyed* and just what are we going to play?
Star: *in deep thought* uh ...... I .... have ...no ..idea.
Z: I know... *Laughs evilly*
Star: Oh boy!
Z: We'll play...
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END CHAPTER 1
Zene(Z): What are we going to play?
Star: When will the insanity end???!?!?!?!?!
Z: When will Star get mental consouling?
Star: When will Pegasus break free?
Z: When will I get to kill?
Star: Um....we'll get back to you on that
Z: Damn you people.
Star and Z: Find out in chapter two!
P.S. We will noy update to chapter 3 unless we get at least 5 reviews, brecause I know my insame friend will definately write chapter 2