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I'm downloading Zootopia so I can finally watch it and write fanfiction for it two years after it's hip

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Why do you need to watch it!

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That's a good point!
Have you seen it?

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I have!
Do you want me to summarize it for you?!

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No!

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TOO BAD

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Maybe I should write like

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Here's what happens

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This story where Nick is pregart

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There's this bunny right
She wants to be a cop
She has huge breasts

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And Judy is really excited about it

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And then there's this fox, see

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But Nick wants to have an abortion

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He is a con man
And he has huge breasts

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And that goes against Julia's values as a proud Christian bunny
So she is disgusted

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They're both competing to be the top ballerina, see, in this production of Swan Lake

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So Juliette punches Nick for trying to eat tide pods to abort the baby

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And then it turns out that the fox was delusional and thought he was the rabbit, and was angry that the rabbit wanted to be an actress instead of a pop singer

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And Nick threatens to call the other cops on July

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So he tries to kill the rabbit because she's in Mima's way, so there's this huge chase scene right where he's chasing her down in Zootopia and tries to stab her with an umbrella

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So she gets mad and storms out forever
Leaving Nick screaming in the darkness with his foot chained to a pipe and nothing but a rusty jigsaw
And she says

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But then he accidentally gets stabbed himself and thinks that an oncoming truck is an audience that's cheering for him so Judy pushes Nick out of the way

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Game over!

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But they didn't know that the rapture was today

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Man. This should be a cowrite.

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Arthur gets the United States, Francine gets Mexico, etc.