As Steven finished writing his sheet, he screamed in joy and cleared his throat. "Okay guys!" he said. "Since you guys are my family technically, here are some names the fandom came up with!" He cleared his throat and proceeded to read the names on his paper while all of the Crystal Gems and Homeworld gems listened in confusion.
"Steven: Star Boy
Pearl: Bird Mom
Garnet: Square Mom
Amethyst: Big Teenage Sister
Rose Quartz: Biological Mom
Peridot: Little Space-Dorito Sister
Lapis: Elder Sister
Bismuth: Skittles Chef Mom
Connie: Girlfriend
Lion: Unusual Pet
Jasper: Mutated Cheeto Mom
Greg: Biological Dad
Lars: Ring-Ears Dad
Ronaldo: Crazy and Obsessed Dad
Peedee: Anxious brother
Fryman guy I don't know the name of: Fry Dad
The Cool Kids: More teenage siblings
Sadie: Short sister
Mayor Dewey: Big Head on top of a van Dad
Centipeedle: Barfing pet/sister
Onion: GOD
Yellow Diamond: Giraffe Neck Mom
Blue Diamond: Mom in the mysterious cape
Yellow and Blue pearls: Servant Moms
Opal: Giant Ponytail Mom
Sugilite: Rockin' Mom
Sardonyx: 80's Mom
Alexandrite: Dragon Mom
Cluster: Giant Hunk of Granola Sister
Ruby: Rage Mom
Sapphire: Cool Mom
I forgot the rest..."
All of the Gems stared weirdly at Steven and were scared for life.
THE END