I haivnt seen the moovees in 7 years so sory
Hairy the jews One day hairy hermien an rone went into a cave there hairy found out he was a jew "im a jew" hairy sed because it showed a jewish star with my face in the middle
"Hairy my parents are racists they do not like jews' hermien said 'oh no' hiary said then hermein left well 'shes
a racist' rone said'Yeah' then hairy went with ron upstares where they saw dublomre 'hairy I herd you were jewishj'"Ya I am" said hairy"That's grate so I am' said dublomore'Oh ok' said hairy'But we have to stop all the raists jew hates' said dublomore'I agree' said rone
Then snape came up 'im a jewish two'
Then hagrid said'me too'
'Ok I have to get to my one tru love hermien"
'Ok'So they walked out of dublomores office but their were all them angry rioturs outside saying meen and racits things and the leeder was voldmount'Hairy you go we will block them' said rone 'Ok' hairy said he cried when rone got beeten up by voldmount
Then hairy said "what do I do" but their were glowing lites that led him back to the jew cave
"Ok im here becuz you led me" hairy said then a figure came out
"Who are you" hairy sed"Im jesus" jesus said
"Oh wow but you are not jewish" jesus said
"But im here to help I love everyone" jesus said "ok"Then hairy and him walked upstares to the forbiden triangle
"bles you" jessus said
"thanks" hairy said
then they walked upstares to voldmount and the blob
"you're a jew' voldmount said
"yeah but im jesus" jesus said
"hi jesus" said everyone
"ya don't make fun of hairy for being a jew their are alot of jews out there an hairy isn't the only one we should love every1 the jews Christmas harpernese""ok" the mob said
"thanks jesus but I have this wired feeling somewere"
"were' jesus asked"down they're' hairy pointed to his genitales
'oh that's normale it just meens you love me" jesus said
'but I like hermein' hairy said
'its ok to love boys two its called being bi"whats bi
'its when you love boys and girls" jessus said"ok""here I will show you'"
jesus transformed hairy into a room and hermien was in it
"hermien what are you doing hear' hairy said '"my parents said I could them changed them mind'" hermien said
"then jesus took off his close and so did hermien
'take off your close hairy"
"then jessus took off hairys close and hairys thingy pointed up
'"why is it pointed up" hairy said
'"it just meens you want to do this' jesus said
"and why does hermien not have a thingy" hairy asked
"its because shes a girl and girls have holes instead of thingies" jesus said
then they had sex
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