The Ballad of John and Rainbow Dash
a Oneshot
It was a beautiful day in Equestria and Rainbow Dash was going to the house of her online date she met through Eharmony and she was really excited "Oh deary me I hope he is a big, strong chiseled stallion" said Rainbow Dash as she pulled up to her dates driveway in her Mercedes Benz . When she rang the doorbell a human man answered the door: he had long center parted hair that went down to his neck, granny glasses (like the kind John Lennon would wear), a white shirt that said "I Love New York", and black pants. "Hello" said Rainbow Dash "Are you allyouneedislove67". "Why yes I am" said John Lennon and so he invited her into his house. Once inside Rainbow Dash saw a bunch of stuff that she had never seen before such as: a jar full of green leaves, a vile filled with a clear liquid, and a yellow submarine. "You truly are a beautiful horse/Pegasus" said John as they were neat the kitchen. "How about I bake you a cake to celebrate the start of our relationship" said john with lust in his eyes though Rainbow Dash didn't notice it "Okay" said Rainbow Dash hungrily. About two hours later the cake was ready, when Rainbow Dash ate the cake weird things started to happen: first she started to see weird colors, and then John Lennon turned into a Space Orc. Then suddenely she was in a multicolored spaceship fighting the army's of the My Immortal, Imma Wiserd, and the Sonichu Allience. When she woke up she was sleeping next to John Lennon who had just finished jizzing into her asshole. "Holy shit, did we just do the horizontal hokey pokey" said rainbow dash happily for you see she was essentially the Meg Griffin of my little pony. "Why yes we did" said John Lennon. And so Rainbow Dash married John Lennon, held a bed-in for peace with him, and wrote a song with him called "The Ballad of John and Rainbow Dash". And they lived happily ever after, at least until Sean Lennon was born.
The End
Or Was It
Two years later John apparently broke up with Rainbow dash and moved in with a gay friend of his: Christian Weston Chandler and his partner . Rainbow Dash on the other hand became bi-sexual and moved in with her lesbian pony friend: Fluttershy. But they knew that deep within their hearts they knew that they would always love each other so they sometimes met up and have sex, Much to the chagrin of Chris-chan and Fluttershy. But all that ended when rainbow Dash was shot and killed by Pinkie Pie because Pinkie Pie was a huge bitch and was always jealous of their love. Her final words before being incarcerated for life was: "Life whaddya mean life I aint got a life". Rainbow Dash's funeral was attended by over fifty thousand people including: John Lennon, Chris-Chan, Fluttershy, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson, Seto Kaiba's Ego, Yugi's leather pants, Sonichu, Kerry King, Dave Mustaine, Lars "I'll sue your ass" Ulrich, Zombie Jesus, Chef, Ozzy. Eric Cartman, Ronnie James Dio, Satan, and finally Freddie Mercury. And that is the end of the ballad of John and Rainbow Dash
The End