disclaimer: i do not own bleach or any of the characters
It was a nice sunny day and Toushiro Hitsugaya decided to take a break from paperwork to go out for a walk. "Matsumoto take care of the rest of the paperwork whi- Where did she go now?" He let out a sigh of frustration. His vice captain Matsumoto who was sleeping on the couch a second ago was now out drinking sake with kira and hisagi.
While all this was happening, Ukitake was approaching the already distressed captain's office. As soon as hitsugaya walked out of his office he was overcome by a mountain of sweets "hey where the hell where did all this come from?" yes our favorite snow-haired captain is now trapped in a pile of sweets infront of his office. "Hello, Whitey-chan!! One of your age should not be using such profanity!!" yelled an overly excited Ukitake. "Damn it, Ukitake!! Get all these Fing sweets of me before I shoot you, along with this caramel crap in my hair, down to the burning depths of hell!!" screamed Toushiro. Ukitake snorted, looking to fall over laughing. "As you wish, Whitey-chan. Ohhhh Yaaaacccchhhiiirrruuu!!!" "Its Toushiro Hitsugaya tai-...Wait!! Wait!! Not Yachiru!!!" he screamed. He attempted digging his way out of all those assorted sugary sweets but had miserably failed.
Thanks to Blackicatty/Endymion Spring's awesome editing and my my poor writing this actually turned out better than i thought