Chapter 1: A New Addition

Well, here we are again. God, it has only been a couple weeks and already I have another adventure to tell you about.

This time, it's a lot…A LOT weirder.

Oh yea, if you thought that me being chased by an evil organization and teaming up with a headless creature wasn't weird enough, then boy do I have a story to tell you.

If you are new here then, I'll give you the details.

Hi. My names Freddy Fazbear. I'm an animatronic living in my pizzeria in Utah. I live with my friends Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy. We are taken care of by our night guard, Mike, the manager, Jac, and our newest human member, Eli. And last, but DEFINITELY not least, the other animatronics and I have artificial intelligence.

If you haven't caught me telling the first story, I suggest that you do so. Or else this would make NO sense (like there is going to be any in this story).

OK. Now it's time to get ready for some random things to happen for absolutely no reason at all.

To the story we go! (prepare yourself)

It was about 5 weeks after the first adventure took place, and it was about to be midnight. Mike and Eli were already in the party room, waiting for us to activate. They were both eating some spare pizza Chica managed to make the previous night. Once the clock hit midnight, me and the others managed to wake up and greet the duo.

"Hey Mike. Hey Eli." I said as the Bonnie, Chica and I was getting off the stage. Eli waved back and said "Hi, Freddy." Mike just gave me a hand gesture and didn't even look at us.

He looked like he was thinking about something. And I knew exactly what he was thinking about.

"Are you still worried about the party?" Then Mike said "Uhh, yea. It's gonna be your 25th anniversary soon and we barely have enough money to buy a friggin' table!" Mike sighed and continued "I just don't know what to do. Jac is going to be so disappointed."

Then Jac barged through the front door and had an exciting look of her freckled face. She was holding a large box with a label that had the word "Mojang" on it.

She said excitingly "Our problems have been solved!"

"Whoa! Slow down Jackie! What got you so flighty all of the sudden?" Bonnie said while making a slow down gesture with his hands. Jac replied "Mojang wanted me to use this animatronic for the pizzeria. And they promised 1,000 dollars if I put it in! We could pay for the anniversary party!"

Then I suddenly got a nervous feeling and said "Umm. Are you sure we should bring in a…NEW animatronic here? You…do remember the last time that happened…do you?"

Mike had a confused look on his face asked me "What do you mean?" I stared at him and said nervously "Oh…I-its nothing."

Then Jac continued "As I was saying, the new animatronic is going to be our new family member for now on. I promise that it won't hurt you…like the…other ones did."

Mike asked "What "other" ones?!" But Jac ignored him and said "I guess we should get Foxy over here and introduce ourselves." Chica asked "Do you even know what it is?" Then Jac replied "I honestly don't know. The company just sent me the package."

Then I said nervously "And we don't even know what it is. That's just great."

While Bonnie and I went to get Foxy, Jac was putting the new animatronic on the table.

Once me, Bonnie, and Foxy went to the dining area, we all sat down on one of the tables while Jac said "OK guys. You ready to meet your new friend?" All of the animatronics, except me, nodded. Jac noticed and said to me with a soft voice "Freddy. I know this is making you a little nervous but…it's going to be fine."

I still didn't feel right. I still couldn't forgive the re-…other animatronics for what they've done to us. I wasn't going to let that happen to my family ever again.

After that, Jac slowly started taking the lid off the box. After the lid was removed, we all looked inside. The animatronic was…probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.

The animatronic was a cyan squid with a gold crown on its head, eight tentacles, and an angry look on its face.

It looked…derpy.

While we were observing the animatronic squid, Foxy said "Umm. Wha' is tha'?"

"I think it's some sort of…squid." I said as I was picking it up. I gave it to Jac so that she could put her special A.I chip inside.

The Fazbach family has always had these special chips that are able to give animatronics minds of their own. They are the same type of chips that gave me and the others A.I. Barry always was fascinated with robots having their own personality traits, so he managed to invent the A.I chips or "Psyche Plates" as we like to call them. The Psyche Plates has been a family tradition since we were first introduced. And it was a tradition the Jac was willing to follow.

Jac always keeps some spare Psyche Plates in a brown satchel that she always carries around just in case something like this happens. She took one of the black and gold Psyche Plates and started putting it into the squid.

After about five minutes, she was finished putting the Psyche Plate in and was ready to turn it on. But before that, she did what she always did when she puts a Psyche Plate into an animatronic.

She closes her eyes, takes a silent breath, and pushes the button.

Once the button was pushed, the squid's eyes started moving. Once it got familiar with its surroundings it looked at us and said "Uhh, well. You may not be what I expected but, I guess you will work."

The male squid had a strange Romanisk-Russian accent for some reason. I guess he was supposed to be…some sort of king or something, but I don't know why they would make something like that in the first place. I mean, from what I know, the squid was supposed to be a mob in a computer game called…Fineraft or…something. And I'm pretty sure the squid were just regular creatures; they're supposed to be nothing special. So I have no idea where the idea of making one of some harmless creatures that do nothing at all into some sort of royalty came from.

Maybe the real package got switched with him while on delivery. That's the only explanation I could think of.

Well, maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. I bet there are some good qualities of this character; I just haven't found them yet. So maybe I should give him a change. How bad can it be?

Well, the squid started walking with four of his tentacles towards us. He said to us "Hello my subjects. You can call me…" he then whispered to himself "Pause for effect." Then he bowed and continued "…Derp the squid!"

There were a few seconds of silence, but it was broken by Bonnie saying "Hah, 'Derp'."

Then Bonnie, Chica and Foxy started laughing hysterically. But Derp the squid (god I can't believe I just said that) didn't find it very funny and shouted "SILENCE! You shall not laugh at my face; I laugh at your face!"

Then Jac picked Derp up and tried to calm him down. Jac said to him "It's OK. We didn't mean to make fun of you." Jac looked at us and said "Right, guys?" Bonnie, Chica and Foxy just nodded their heads, not wanting to upset Jac. Then she said "Good. Now why don't we introduce ourselves to our new family member?"

Jac put Derp down as he said "Yes. I'd like to know my new subjects."

So, I took a deep breath and introduced myself to him. "Hello. My name is Freddy Fazbear, the head animatronic in the pizzeria." I pointed to Bonnie and the others and continued "And these are my friends Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy." They all waved at the squid, still amused about the whole 'Derp' thing.

Then I pointed at Mike and Eli and said "These are our night guards Mike and Eli." They both waved at Derp and said "Hi." Then I finally pointed at Jac and said "And that's the woman that gave us and you artificial intelligence, Jac." Derp looked back to see Jac wave at him and say "Hello, Derp. Welcome to the pizzeria."

Derp then looked back at us and said "Well, It's nice to get to know my new roommates." After he said that, Derp got off the table and said to us "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get acquainted with my surroundings." Chica said to him "Do you want me to make you a pizza?" Then Derp looked back and said to Chica "Well, I don't really eat 'land' food but, I think I can make an exception." Derp continued to walk down the hall as he said "Call me when the pizza is ready so I can possibly ridicule your cooking later."

When Derp finally got out of the dining area, Chica went to me after giving Derp a look of disgust behind his back. Chica said to me "We're gonna have to get used to him aren't we?" I replied "Yes."

Then Chica said under her breath "Crap." Chica then went to the kitchen to make the pizza.

I have to admit, I was kind of nervous about Derp as well. Because, despite Chica's question, this was exactly how it went with us introducing ourselves with the…'other' ones.

God, I really don't want them in my head right now. They were that bad.

Little did I know, that…they were soon about to return to my life.

I'm back. :)

Hope you guys had a nice Thanksgiving (I know I had). I'm sure the turkey was delish (even though I...don't really eat turkey. Yeah call me wierd.)

Anyways, while you guys had some quality time with your families, I was just finishing up this chapter.

BTW, Derp the squid is once again not my original character (even though I love SkyDoesMinecraft to death.) It was once again an OC Lust-Dragoon (Now known as BewilderForce) made for me. Another one of his OC's will come in due time, but for now, get yourself aquainted with Derp, I'm sure you guys will be great friends. :)

Anyways, I hope this series will get the same, possibly even MORE support than the last story did.

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