"At last, I've done it!" Neo Cortex, mini-supervillain extraordinaire, was hopping wildly up and down on his little platform in his newest evil lair. "With all of the power crystals set in place in my Doomsdaydeathballinator, I shall destroy Wumpa Island...and then you, Crash Bandicoot! …And your assistant too, don't know his name though..."

The freaky floating mask assistant, Aku Aku, floated up in the laser cage, getting as close as he could. "You know my name, you idiot! We've been doin' this for years. And also...YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!"

Neo scratched his large head as he looked around; all was silent. "Yeah, I kinda think I will, dude." He pulled the lever to the Doomsdayd...the evil weapon and it began to rumble. "See? Totally winning! And now, it's DOOM-DEATHSDAY!" He laughed maniacally... until he laughed too hard and fell right off of the platform. "I'm okay... my ass broke my fall."

And then, of course, Iron Man flew in through the window and aimed it right at Neo. "I am Iron Man, and-" Across the room he spotted Aku. "Is that mask floating in the air... oh whatever. I am Iron Man, and if anyone's going to destroy the earth, it's me. And I don't do that." He fired it at Cortex, who wet his pants as it was coming to him...and then he was gone. "Well that was fun. Now to get me that freaky mask!"

"I am not a mask!" Aku shouted. "Okay, maybe I am, but I'm not just a mask!"

Iron Man stopped in his place, shocked. "And it talks. This thing's gonna be worth a lot of money. Daddy's getting drunk tonight!" He reached in and pulled Aku through the bars, leaving Crash and his sister stranded in the cage. Oh yeah, forgot to say, she's in there too or whatever.

"Well, well, well..." A voice said from behind. "Look at this, Pinky, just what we need. A Doomsdaydeathballinator." When Iron Man spun around, he was greeted by Brain, in his mini-Iron Man suit. "Told you we'd be back. And... wait, where's Pinky...PINKY!"

Moments later, Pinky flew in upside down in a mini-War Machine suit, laughing stupidly of course. "Oh Brain, I just love this suit you made me! NARF! Especially the built in bathroom!"

"I didn't put one in yours..."

"Oh..." Pinky flew upright, with a sloshing coming from inside. "Then I need a changey-wangey, Brain...can you change me?"

Brain groaned as he began to try to lift the evil device. "No you buffoon, just distract him whilst I take this machine for our own diabolical uses."

Pinky saluted and flew in front of the machine. "Righty-o, Brain! TRANS!" He fired both hands at Iron Man.

"Yeah...don't think that'll work, dude." Iron Man fired his much larger hand blasters at Pinky, who was sent flying into the machine... which, upon the impact, was sent flying into the air with Brain. "In retrospect, that was probably a bad idea... oh well! Come on, masky!" Iron Man flew off through the windows again and to a pawn shop.

Meanwhile...

"Gee Brain, I'm awful sorry about not beating him."

"That's alright, Pinky. I just needed the machine..." Brain said, still stuck to the machine, flying through the air. "And technically speaking, I do possess it. And when we land, we shall do what we always do!"

"What's that, Brain? Dance like a pretty princess under the moonlight?" Pinky then started to hum, until Brain hit him over the head.

"No you idiot, heal our wounds and then prepare our plan to take over the world!"

They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain...