I know, I need to finish my other fics, but I just had to write this. Actually the title was my friends idea, so the credit for that goes to Taylor. Whether or not this will have more chapters depends on how many reviews I get.
Disclaimer: I don't own the character's but the plot is mine! All mine!
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One day in a land far far away….
Alanna: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Die you stupid coleslaw!
Kel: Never fear, protecter of the coleslaw is here!
Alanna: Oooooooooooook, as I was saying, D-
Neal: I like pie.
Kel: OMG like me too!
Neal: Totally!
Alanna: I hate pie! Die former-squire!
Neal: runs away screaming like a little girl
Alanna: Die you stupid little pie eater!
Neal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Baird: Dude, shut up!
Joren: Yea, you're messing up my hair!
Baird: coughgaycough
Joren: Hey!
Kel: It's true!
Joren: At least Im not the protecter of salad!
Kel: IT'S FREAKIN COLESLAW!
Joren: runs away screaming
Kel: Die!
Neal and Joren: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kel and Alanna: DIE!
Raoul: Um, what the crap?
Jon: Yo yo yo, Jon in da house!
Raoul: Shut up
Jon: You can't be dissin me!
Raoul: Watch me!
Neal and Joren: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Faithful: sigh humans
Kel: KITTY!
Faithful: Oh no
Alanna: It's a ghost cat!
Kel: KITTY!
Alanna: GHOST CAT!
Kel: KITTY!
Neal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Joren: Dude, nobody's chasing you!
Jon: He be trippin
Alanna and Raoul: SHUT UP JON!
Gary: How come Im not in this fic?
Kel: Cause you're fat and annoying
Gary: I'm not fat!
Alanna: Of course you're not… Hahahah I couldn't say that with a strait face.
Gary: sulks
Neal: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Kel: The coleslaw is safe and Neal ran off a cliff, my work here is done!
Creepy Voice in the Backround: Or is it…..
The End?
Ok, well review if you want me to write more. Review anyway. Flames are always welcome as usual. Pickles to you all!
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