COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF

WOW: float. Sam and Dean are prepared to go above and beyond to encourage newly-human Cas on his difficult journey through humanity. Of course, 'above and beyond' is open to interpretation ...

Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own these fine people.

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"But Sam, there's ash floating around the kitchen."

"Yes, I know, but …"

"It's supposed to be a Hawaiian pizza, it looks more like something from Hiroshima."

"Dean. Cas cooked this. He's trying so hard. He's never used an oven or cooked before; he's never even eaten before. Now he's human, he's got to learn all that stuff. So cut him some slack, ok?"

*sigh* "ok."

"Besides, while he went for a shower, I ordered an x-large Hawaiian from Pizza Palace downtown, express delivery, and slipped that in the oven. You don't think I'm eating this lump of carbonized crap, do you?"

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