Pink Hair and Blue Blues
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters mentioned below. They all belong to Yoshihiro Togashi.
Warning the following fanfic contains: mentions of Kurama/Hiei sex, some slight occ (maybe), language, and crude humor. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
"Yusuke what are doing?" Kurama asked the spirit detective as he walked by with an evil grin spread across his face and a bucket full of liquid. "I'm going to pull a prank on Hiei, come watch." Yusuke replied as he began to set up his prank.
"I don't think that's a very wise thing to do, Yusuke." The spirit fox said as he watched the brown-eyed half-demon open the door to Hiei's and his own bedroom an inch and then balance the bucket full of what he assumed to be water, "Besides, what makes you think that Hiei will even fall for this trap that you have laid out?"
"Well, he was asleep on your bed last time I saw him, so I'll bet that he'll be too tired to dodge." Yusuke beamed back at the green-eyed fox.
"Oh, well just make sure to clean up the mess when you're done." Kurama turned to walk away, but a thought hit him and he froze. "Yusuke what were you doing in my bedroom?" The demon fox turned to face him. "Oh, um…," Yusuke thought for a moment and then continued, "I was looking for Hiei, and I wanted to be sure that he was still asleep."
"Okay, then." Kurama said still eyeing the idiot detective suspiciously, "Well as I said before just be sure to clean up your mess when you're done." The fox turned and walked off into another room, not wanting to be there when Hiei killed the spirit detective.
Yusuke turned towards the door and yelled as loud as he could, "Hiei, come quick! Kurama's been hurt!" As he yelled this Yusuke ducked off into the hall restroom peered out of the crack of the door. He watched as Hiei came limping out of the bedroom and the bucket containing not water, but pink hair dye came spilling down upon the demon's head.
The bucket made a dull 'thunk' sound as it bounced off of Hiei's head and landed on the floor. The small fire demon just stood there for a moment, completely shocked, and with dripping wet hair in his face. Then Hiei sent a death glare to murder all death glares straight at the spirit detective, who at this point was laughing so hard that he was literally rolling around on the floor.
"Yusuke!" Hiei yelled, steam pouring off of him, instantly drying the dye into his hair. Yusuke looked up at him and let out a renewed round of laughter. Hiei was standing at his full height, steam raising off his body as he glared at the detective.
The red-eyed demon was wearing a pair of black, silk boxers with ruby red strawberries splashed across them, his chest was bear and scattered across his body were hickeys, scratches, and bite marks, all signs of the rough sex he had had the night before, and his hair, which was the high point of Yusuke's day, was back to its usual Dragon Ball Z Super Saiyan style and looked just as it normally did except for the white starburst was now the color of strawberry ice cream.
"Hiei," Kurama said lightly as he walked back into the hallway, "Please don't kill him in the house. Besides I think it looks cute."
Hiei's eye started to twitch, as he growled out, "What looks 'cute'?" Before he could receive an answer Hiei had flitted over into the guest bathroom, standing on the still laughing spirit detective's back, he stared into the mirror; his eye twitching worsened.
"Yusuke!" Hiei snarled as balls of fire appeared in his hands. "Hiei," Kurama whispered into the fire demon's ear as he wrapped his arms around Hiei's tiny waist, "That color looks so cute on you. Wouldn't you like to do something more pleasurable than killing a spirit detective? Hm?"
Kurama began to pepper Hiei's neck and shoulder with feather light kisses. "But…Kurama…" Hiei panted, trying to wiggle out of the green-eyed demon's arms. In response the fox began to suck and nibble at the hollow of the fire demon's throat as one of his hands began to tease and toy with the black and, now, pink haired demon's nipples, while his other hand began to move further south. Hiei began to moan and his panting grew heavy, and just as Kurama's hand reached the waist band of Hiei's boxers Yusuke yelped, "You guys do remember that you're standing on me, right?"
"Let's take this to our bedroom." Kurama purred into Hiei's ear. The panting fire demon tried to reply, but could only nod his head in agreement. The red-haired fox scooped the bite-sized fire demon up into his arms and carried him off into their bedroom.
Yusuke jumped up as he heard the bedroom door close and scurried off into the fox and fire demon's living room to wait for the results of his other prank.
The spirit detective settled down on their couch and turned on the T.V.; after quite a bit of channel surfing he finally landed on Naruto and watched as Naruto and Sasuke battled it out on screen. After two more episodes of Naruto and one of Bleach, Yusuke heard the shower water come on and about five minutes after that he heard Kurama screaming his name clear across the house.
The next thing he knew Hiei's katana was against his throat. "How did you do it?" Hiei asked in an emotionless voice, eyeing the detective with a blank stare. "When you were asleep I replaced your lube with Botan's hair dye." Yusuke answered quickly. Hiei continued to give Yusuke a blank look, before asking, "Botan dyes her hair?" Yusuke nodded slowly, and Hiei began to chuckle lightly and then he began to laugh out right.
"Wait, you're not going to kill me?" Yusuke asked as he watched Hiei sheath his sword "Are you kidding! Kurama is blue balled! That's fucking hilarious!" Hiei said still laughing. "Of course that doesn't mean that doesn't mean that Kurama isn't going to." Hiei continued as vines began to block out the windows and bar the doors.
"Yusuke," Kurama sang out in a deadly calm voice, "Come out, come out, where ever you are." "Oh shit!" Yusuke said as he dove behind the couch. Kurama popped his head over the back of the couch, an evil grin spread out across his face, "Come now, Yusuke. Remember what I said about cleaning up your mess?"
Yah! Thank you for reading my fanfic and if you can please leave me a review letting me know how I did, once again thanks!