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Note: For everyone reading my other story, Friends, it will be up tomorrow. So don't panic.
"So you see Valentine's Day was all based on a priest named Valentine who married couples in secret." Artemis said to his little brothers Myles and Beckett.
"Why were they married in secret?" Myles, the taller of the two, asked. Artemis sighed. He really did not want to go through this whole story again.
"Because Claudius the second, who was the Roman Emperor, didn't allow people to marry," Beckett opened his mouth to say something but Artemis beat him to it, "and if you ask me why one more time I won't take you with me when I visit the LEP from now on." The twins sat back in their chairs with sullen expressions. Artemis knew they understood more than they pretended and was slightly irked that they wouldn't admit it. However, before he could scold them he was interrupted by a sarcastic voice.
"That was a lovely story Mud boy but it was WRONG!" Mulch commented.
"Well technically since there are various ideas of how Valentine's Day came about you can't expect that story to be factual. However, it is the only one that was simplified enough to make it seem factual." Artemis sat back with a smug look on his face. "If however, you think you know the true story of Valentine's Day by all means go right ahead." Mulch puffed up his chest and got up. Walking towards the middle of the shuttle he grabbed several carrots, pens, and started to draw on backlit wall panel.
"Alright Mud men prepare yourself for the true story of Valentine's Day."
Wow another story. And I still haven't put up my other one. Whoops. Anyways review or don't. It won't affect my self-esteem. However, even if the story sounds obnoxious beyond belief I will still continue it. Because that's the way I roll.