Welcome to the first chapter! Please read the last two stories to know what is actually going on. Enjoy the story!~ :D

"Okay, you can stay in here Eddy." Alyssa showed the boys to their rooms. Right now they were in a very large home given to the girls so that they could stay there. All arranged by their parents and had multiple rooms filled with many beautiful things.

"My, this house is amazing!" Double D said, the lights gleamed and there was luxury in every corner of the house.

"We have school today and we have to get you guys into the class without any government or people knowing who you guys really are. So PLEASE don't set the house on fire." Alyssa begged.

"We won't we won't... I hope." Double D said.

"Well, just try."

"Alyssa, we've gotta get going!" Alice called out from the front door.

"Okay! I'll see you guys later then." Alyssa pecked Double D on the cheek and he flushed. Ed and Eddy snickered as she ran off to leave the house. Alice threw her the bag and left. Alyssa looked behind her one last time at the house before leaving.

"Let's go exploring!" Ed said, then ran deeper into the house.

"Ed! Wait up lumpy!" Eddy yelled. He chased after him.

"Be careful guys!" Both guys chased after Ed until he suddenly stopped and both Eddy and Double D rammed right into him.

"What the hell Ed?" Ed pointed to the door in front of him. It was solid metal and had streaks of red going down the front. Double D cowered.

"I-It must lead to the basement. Let's just ignore it and ask the girls about it later. S-Shall we?" He was about to flee when Ed grabbed his and Eddy's shirt collar, pulling them back.

"It must lead to the center of the earth, where worm mutants will be hatched and come to the surface to suck out our brains..." He said creepily. Both of his friends gulped and struggled in his grasp as he opened the door and walked down the long stairs. It was pitch black and the stairs creaked with every step Ed made. Eddy flinched as he heard the sound of squeaking rats and other animals. Double D had already fainted after they passed a big red stain on the wooden stairs. They finally reached the bottom of the stairs, Eddy found a small switch for the light dangling above them. He pulled the string and light flooded the basement. Double D was still out cold, but Ed dropped him and Eddy when he saw what the basent was filled with. Medieval torture devices. Boxes and piles of em!

"My god... Alyssa and Alice would be in heaven here!" Eddy shouted. He could imagine Alice and Alyssa skipping like happy little idiots in this room. "ECHO!" His voice echoed throughout the entire basement. Ed shuffled around til he found a very large guillotine. The blade glinted in the light.

"Oooh! Shiny!~" He dropped a small marble in the basket in front of the guillotine by accident and put his head through the hole where your head is supposed to go. His foot knocked the rope out of its place.

"ED!" Double D shrieked. He quickly grabbed hold of the rope and the blade just barely touched Ed's neck. The largest Ed came out and inspected the marble. Double D let go and the blade went down with a 'SHNK!'. "Ed! You need to be more careful, we're not cartoons anymore, remember?" But Ed didn't hear him, instead he ran off deeper into the basement.

"SHINY!"

"NO! ED!" Eddy and Double D cried out as Ed put on the noose and nearly hung himself.

1:30 PM

"I can't believe you Alex. You set the entire school's teacher's lounge on fire!" Alice yelled as she came in through the door, holding Alex's latest detention slip.

"Hey, those teachers lost my hat in there!"

"It didn't mean you had to burn it down! You're damn lucky that they didn't expel you..." Alyssa came in holding a crap load of clothes for the guys.

"A little... help here!" Alyssa fell to the ground with a loud WHAM! The various colored bags buried her at the entrance.

"Alyssa!" Alex and Alice yanked the girl out from underneath the huge pile of bags. Alice looked around to see the entire place was still standing. Not a single soul in sight.

"Where do you think they went?" Someone screamed downstairs.

"Torture room." Alex said, then rushed to the metal door with her friends following. Downstairs, they traveled through the labrynth of devices and weapons to find the Eds messing with a witches torture wheel. "ED!" The Eds looked at them and Double D was finally able to relax. Ed jumped out of the torture device and tackled Alex happily.

"God you guys, why were you down here?" Alice asked, hands on hips.

"We uh... decided to explore this gargantuan house and seem to have stumbled into your new basement." Double D said, twiddling his fingers a bit. the dark haired girl sighed. "But why are you here so soon? It's only just past lunch time." He said.

"How do you know that? You don't even have a watch." Alice pulled up his sleeve. "Hmph... must be a cartoon thing then."

"Or there's a clock up over there. Being a cartoon has nothing to do with knowing the time." He replied, pointing out the large clock on the wall. Alice narrowed her eyes at the nerd and was prepared to mouth off when Alyssa interrupted.

"Okay guys, since we're here, why don't we all have lunch together? I'll just heat up some leftove-" Everyone bolted at the speed of light all the way back up the stairs. Alyssa sighed and ran up after them. Eddy and Ed banged on the table with knives and forks in their hands.

"FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!" The two chanted. Alyssa smacked her hand on the table.

"SHUT UP! OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING!" They stopped. Alyssa put out some plates of chicken, rice, and steamed vegetables. Double D gladly took some of each, as did Alice. Alex, Ed, and Eddy took the chicken and rice, but refused to touch the vegetables.

"Don't be rude! Take some of the vegetables, they taste great." Double D said, tasting some of the grilled chicken. "You are an exceptional cook Alyssa. Might you teach me how you got this flavor in the chicken?" Alyssa blushed slightly and picked through her rice a bit.

"S-Sure. But this would be the first time I taught you something. Hehe..." She said nervously. Obviously the girl wasn't used to getting compliments.

"Meh, it's okay." Eddy muttered.

"YUMMY!" Ed slammed his face in the plate and licked it clean. Everyone had to shield themselves from the incoming food flying off of his plate. Eddy took his spoonful of veggies and flung it inside Ed's open mouth. The food lodged itself in his throat and Ed fell down choking and clutching his throat.

"Shit!" Eddy yelled.

"Oh man! What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?" Alice screamed, freaking out dramatically.

"Secret technique of the choking! HAH!" Alex stomped on Ed's stomach and the food lodged in his throat flew out followed by some barf.

"Man Alex! Do a heimlich manuver next time!" Alyssa said, mopping up the barf. Alex just rubbed the back of her head and grinned. "Just go give the guys their new stuff." Alex grabbed Ed's and Eddy's wrists excitedly and ran into the halls. Alice ran after them. Double D stayed with Alyssa, watching as she cleaned up.

WAAAAAY down the hall

Ed and Eddy's eyes were poping out of their heads, jaws hitting the floor. "Okay guys, we've got your entire new wardrobe here." Alice said, patting the mountain of bags behind her and Alex.

"What's wrong with our old stuff?"

"Since you guys are pretty popular cartoons, we can't let anyone recognize you." Alice explained.

"Fine. But there had better be more than just clothes in there!" Eddy yelled. Alex dug her arm into the pile and pulled out a orange lavalamp.

"We also got stuff for your rooms. Figured you'd whine about SOMETHING." Alice said with a smirk. Eddy grabbed the lavalamp and watched as the lava inside bubbled. Alex also pulled out a large rubber chicken. Ed pounced on it.

Later

"I see you guys showed them everything. AND you even moved all the stuff. Pretty good." Alyssa said, looking inside Eddy's closet.

"It wasn't easy. Ed kept throwing a bunch of trash everywhere." Alex said, laying on the shag carpet.

"Come on out Eddy! I wanna see how those look." Alice said.

"Yeah yeah yeah... God you sound like my mom!" Eddy yelled from the bathroom.

"How did you even know our clothing sizes?" Double D asked. Alice and Alyssa pointed at Alex. He felt very creeped out that the blonde had known their clothing sizes somehow.

"Okay, done." Eddy stepped out of the bathroom. He had on some similar clothes to the ones he had on originally. A white and brown striped t-shirt with a folded collar, and blue jeans with red sneakers. "God I feel like a sissy!"

"I like it Eddy." Double D said.

"Your turn." Alyssa said, handing him some clothes. Double D took them and walked into the bathroom. "How do they feel?"

"Pretty comfortable actually." Double D walked out wearing some dark purple jeans, similar to his old pants but this time they reached his ankles. A white button up shirt and a red tie with his usual ski cap and his old shoes. "Who picked these out?"

"Alice did. Your turn Ed." Alyssa kicked Ed into the bathroom with an armful of clothes. Something inside broke.

"Double D... can you maybe...?" Alice asked. Something else broke.

"Sure." He flinched as something else broke. "ED! What are you doing?" He asked as he went into the bathroom. After a few minutes, Ed came out stumbling onto the ground. He had on his normal jacket with a regular red shirt under and cargo pants. Black sneakers on his feet.

"How come he gets the cooler look?" Eddy asked.

"Because you don't deserve it." Alice replied, sticking out her tongue. Eddy did the same at her.

"Quit flirting you two and help me get Double D's head out of the toilet!" Alyssa cried out after looking in the half destroyed bathroom and Double D drowning in toilet water. Eddy burst out laughing when he saw him flailing around with his head stuck.

"Wow, he gets his first real world swirly BEFORE school?" Alex asked.