CN: subspace brawl
another typical day in endsville, the sun is shining, the mice are normal sized... okay, this is weird... "hey Mandy" "yeah grim?" "Not dat I'm complainin', but ain't you supposed to be misusin' me powers to do sometin' dark an' terrible right about now?" "Union break." "Oh." "Hey Mandy, want some –" "no, billy, I don't want any chocolate dipped pickles." "Hey Mandy..." "go away Irwin." "I just wanted to tell you we've been sucked into a different dimension." "Huh?" Mandy opened her eyes to reveal that they in fact WERE in a different dimension, and around them were other cartoons that were differently drawn. "Hey mung," said a cat-bear-rabbit...thing to a human sized smurf guy, "what just happened?" "Well chowder," said mung, "I don't think it was a good idea to add that secret spice." 2 figures stood on a raised platform, both in green bandanas, and one started to speak. "Good evening fellow... beings, I am teleman, and this is my identical twin, veletan." "Hi." "You're all probably wondering why you're here–" "you're darn tootin' we are!" said a human moose-thing, "well then SHADDAP! The more obedient you are, the less work you have to do." "Oh!" said the moose, "In that case, scoutmaster lumpus, at your service." "Good. You are here to fight each other." this caught Mandy's full attention. If there was fighting, there were always prizes. "There will be a gyhugic cash prize." bingo. "The first match will be chowder–" at this, the little rabbit-guy raised his hand. "Why do I have to fight? I'm an eater, not a fighter!" "that's a good question," said teleman, "DEAL WITH IT!"said veletan "as I was saying," said teleman, "chowder will fight the grim reaper." At this, grim smiled. "The rules are," said teleman, "no killing, over-destructive powers or uber-invincibility." at this, grim frowned. "If you fall off, you lose. First fight... BEGIN!"
:stage one:
the stadium exploded with cheers as the ultimate being of death raged into battle against a floating bunny-racoon. From the balcony watched a horrifying demon-girl and a mongoose in a pink wig. The battle started with grim firing a few laser shots with his scythe, chowder dodged, then ran over and ate grim! "Hey!" Shouted Mandy, "Spit him out NOW!" at this, chowder spit out grim, but got an exact replica of his scythe, which he then used to shoot lasers back at grim. then grim got smacked off the stage by a giant meat tenderizer chowder had been holding.
:elsewhere:
"wow, this new show is GREAT!" said a guy with impossibly tall hair and an Elvis accent as he watched grim and chowder fight on t.v. this man was johnny bravo, and he was at pop's diner, his favorite hangout.
:back with the fight:
grim was defeated. He suddenly started shaking, and POOF! He was turned into a life-size action figure! "Oh no!"said chowder, and he grabbed the grim figure, which had somehow turned him back. "Are you okay?!" "Yeah, I 'tink so. 'Tanks." they shook hands, and the crowd cheered, but then, "hey, look! Schnitzel's face is on that ship!" a giant airship flew in and dropped strange black-and-white particles on the ground, which then strung together to form primi-- I mean...STICK FIGURES! All gasped, and patsy smiles, the mongoose, disappeared into her magic suitcase, which then reappeared next to grim with patsy still in it, and Mandy jumped down, smashing a crater in the ground, and the fighting commenced.
Once the stick figures were destroyed, a shadowy figure came and dropped a giant sphere on the ground. "Oh, no!" said grim, sounding very alarmed, "Mandy, do ya know what dat 'ting is?!?!" "Let me guess," said Mandy, sounding unimpressed, "it's a giant bomb created by a sort of emissary that uses a dark, mysterious sub-piece of space as both a place of residence and a weapon." "WORSE!" said grim, his face lined over with fear, "it's a flat bomb from the flat army that will transport anything within range into the dark and terrible land of flatness, where all erased stick figures and 2- dimensional doodles reside!" at this, two robots rushed over and opened the sphere town the middle, revealing a timer. "NO!!!" grim shouted, looking absolutely horror stricken, as he tried to rush over to rush over and stop the countdown, but after the sound of a cannon, grim was knocked away into the sky!
"That looked like it hurt!" said chowder, then he heard sounds of clanking metal and a girl's scream, and he turned around to see a giant slimy brain-shaped meteor with one eye stalk that had Mandy and patsy in big cages! "Oh boy," said chowder, and the fight began, chowder trying to destroy the cages the meteor was holding, the meteor trying to destroy chowder, when finally, after many seconds of mass destruction, patsy's cage broke, and the meteor burst into flames, dropping Mandy's cage.
Suddenly, a kid with a giant nose dropped in. Holding a big gun thing with blinking lights, aiming it at chowder and patsy. It was billy, who then noticed Mandy behind him. "Hey Mandy!" replied billy, the gun thing pointing at her and charging a blast, "there's a guy paying me delicious MONKEY HEADS to aim this at people!" Mandy's last words were "billy, you idiot," before a black arrow shot out at her, turning her into an action figure, which billy then grabbed and flew off with on a giant flying motorized tricycle. "C'mon," said chowder to patsy as he brought out a giant flying pie saucer, "we've got to get out of here! Hop on!" as chowder and patsy flew out of the stadium, the timer on the bomb ran out, and a giant explosion of subsp– I mean, flat zone engulfed the stadium, destroying it.