The View of Muffin
(And other baked goods)
Right, well, you found me. Yep, this is my story. Everything is factual (…kind of), and nothing is made up (coughliescough). So that pretty much sums it up.
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Chapter 1: Muffin Decides to be a Reporter
It's just one of those days. Lady Muffin (yep, that's me!) is walking down the street when all of a sudden her paparazzi zoom in, trying to take pictures! She screams, and then everything fades out. Waking up, she is in another land…oO
Muffin: Wow, I'm in another land!
Magic Bunny: Got that right, Sir Points-out-the-obvious-a-lot.
Muffin: oO…-no comment-
The Magic Bunny disappears, as we all know magic bunnies can do.
Muffin: oO…Okay…well, then. Now I'm stuck in a magic land, with magic bunnies, and I have nothing to do. So…that means if this is a magic land…I can be whatever I want to be! Reporter Time!
-Muffin turns into a reporter, with a microphone and everything-
Muffin: Okay…who is my first vict-I mean, lovely person who I ask questions.
-Goes up to some random guy with a very pompous wig-
Muffin: Sir, can you tell me where we are?
Wig Guy: …The navy will never stand for this insolence! To the brig!
Muffin: -.- We're not on a ship…
Wig Guy: Oh…well, then. To the cold hard place with metal bars and very bad food!
Muffin: …A jail?
Wig Guy: That's what I said, isn't it?
-Pompous wig guy drags Muffin off to a dark cell-
Muffin: Wow…this is weird.
A figure comes out of the corner
Figure: Tell me about it.
Muffin: Er…who are you?
Figure: You don't know?
Muffin: No… that's kind of why I asked.
Figure: I am Captain Jack Sparrow, Savage Pirate of the seas, Stealer of baked goods, friend to… Well, you get the point.
Muffin: THE Jack Sparrow?
Jack: Captain.
Muffin: Right. THE Captain Jack Sparrow?
Jack: Yep.
Muffin: -blinks- Somebody pinch me!
Jack: -pinches Muffin-
Muffin: Ow! What was that for?
Jack: You said…
Muffin: Nevermind. Wow, I wish my friends could meet you.
Jack: Yea… that's really okay. I've met other teenage girls before and… -shudders-
Muffin: Oh, but these two are different. One of them is in love with you!
Jack: Um…by any chance does she wear a tri-corn, and carry a cutlass?
Muffin: Yep. That sums her up.
Jack: And her friend is crazy, loves Will Turner, and likes to chew on hard substances?
Muffin: Yep, that's pretty much Rin.
Jack: Oh God…
I hope you enjoyed it! I'm a bit crazy and I think things are funny when they aren't, but you can deal with it. To understand some of this, you may need to read Oddness, Obsessed + Rin's fanfic. it's funny, don't worry. Plesh review!