I'm Too Sexy: Marco's Song
Disclaimer: "I'm too Sexy" Belongs to Right said Fred. Animorphs is K.A. Applegate's.
A/N:
Me: Marco forced me to write this.....::Sobs:: I know it's bad! But be kind, rewind.
Marco: She means Reveiw.
Me: ::Sighs:: This is gonna ...
Marco: ROCK!
Me: I was thinking along the line of Suck, but okay! Just read.
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Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song.

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Marco's Lyrics: ((Sung by Marco))
I'm too sexy for my morph, too sexy for my morph
The Yeerks are going to kill me

I'm too sexy for my spandex, too sexy for my spandex
So sexy it's tacky
And I'm too sexy for Visser Three, too sexy for Visser Three
Vissers One, Two and Three.
And I'm too sexy for The Sharing , too sexy for The Sharing
No way I'm helping Yeerks.

I'm a Morpher, you know what I mean
And I kick some Yeerk butt in the Yeerkpool
Yeah, in the Yeerkpool, in the Yeerkpool, yeah
I kick some Yeerk butt in the Yeerkpool

I'm too sexy for my driving, too sexy for my driving
Too sexy by far.
And I'm too sexy for this war
Too sexy for this war, we gotta show those Yeerks out the door!

I'm a morpher, you know what I mean
And I kick some Yeerk butt in the Yeerkpool
Yeah, in the Yeerkpool, in the Yeerkpool, yeah
I kick some Yeerk touche in the Yeerkpool

I'm too sexy for this, too sexy for this, too sexy for this

'Cause I'm a morpher, you know what I mean
And I kick some Yeerk butt in the Yeerkpool
Yeah, in the Yeerkpool, yeah, in the Yeerkpool, yeah
I kick some Yeerk touche in the Yeerkpool

I'm too sexy for my bug morphs, too sexy for my bug morphs
Disgusting, disgusting morphs

I'm too sexy for my morph, too sexy for my morph
The Yeerks are going to kill me...

And I'm too sexy for this songfic.