Life on the Fast Broom
Sung by
The Slytherin Snakes
(A parody of "Life in the Fast Lane", by the Eagles)
Ron was a hardheaded Weasly,
he was brutally stupid.
And he was terminally poor.
He was held up
along with Potter
in the heart of the old train station.
They had a nasty reputation as cruel dudes.
They say they were ruthless,
say they were crude.
They had one thing in common,
they were Gryffindors.
He said "Faster, faster,
this scar hurts my head".
Life on the fast broom.
Sure to make you loose your mind.
Life on the fast broom.
Mmmmhhhm.
Eager to get there,
Hot in that sky,
a coming attraction,
their Hogworts landing.
They knew all the right people,
and all the right potions.
They threw outrageous parties.
They paid none of the bills.
There were lines in the sky;
lines on the map;
Snape pretended not to notice,
They were under a big cape.
Out every evening,
until it was light,
they were ignoring curfew.
And we're too tired to fight about it.
Life on the fast broom.
Sure to make you loose your mind.
Life on the fast broom.
Yeah!
Life on the fast broom.
In everything, all the time.
Life on the fast broom.
Mmmmhhhm.
Oil was burnin',
And blinded by thirst
They didn't see the Willow.
And took a turn for the worst.
Potter said "Listen Ron
You can hear the engine ping.
We've been flying in these clouds
and can't see a goddamn thing".
Ron said "call a doctor,
I think we're gonna crash".
McGonagall was coming,
but they had to hold on fast.
They we're rushing cross that sky,
messed around and got lost.
They didn't care they were just,
Get off and it was...
Life on the fast broom.
Sure to make you loose your mind.
Life on the fast broom.
Yeah!
Life on the fast broom.
In everything, all the time.
Life on the fast broom.
Mmmmhhhm.
Life on the fast broom.
Sure to make you loose your mind.
Life on the fast broom.
Sure to make you loose your mind.
Sung by
The Slytherin Snakes
(A parody of "Life in the Fast Lane", by the Eagles)
Ron was a hardheaded Weasly,
he was brutally stupid.
And he was terminally poor.
He was held up
along with Potter
in the heart of the old train station.
They had a nasty reputation as cruel dudes.
They say they were ruthless,
say they were crude.
They had one thing in common,
they were Gryffindors.
He said "Faster, faster,
this scar hurts my head".
Life on the fast broom.
Sure to make you loose your mind.
Life on the fast broom.
Mmmmhhhm.
Eager to get there,
Hot in that sky,
a coming attraction,
their Hogworts landing.
They knew all the right people,
and all the right potions.
They threw outrageous parties.
They paid none of the bills.
There were lines in the sky;
lines on the map;
Snape pretended not to notice,
They were under a big cape.
Out every evening,
until it was light,
they were ignoring curfew.
And we're too tired to fight about it.
Life on the fast broom.
Sure to make you loose your mind.
Life on the fast broom.
Yeah!
Life on the fast broom.
In everything, all the time.
Life on the fast broom.
Mmmmhhhm.
Oil was burnin',
And blinded by thirst
They didn't see the Willow.
And took a turn for the worst.
Potter said "Listen Ron
You can hear the engine ping.
We've been flying in these clouds
and can't see a goddamn thing".
Ron said "call a doctor,
I think we're gonna crash".
McGonagall was coming,
but they had to hold on fast.
They we're rushing cross that sky,
messed around and got lost.
They didn't care they were just,
Get off and it was...
Life on the fast broom.
Sure to make you loose your mind.
Life on the fast broom.
Yeah!
Life on the fast broom.
In everything, all the time.
Life on the fast broom.
Mmmmhhhm.
Life on the fast broom.
Sure to make you loose your mind.
Life on the fast broom.
Sure to make you loose your mind.