A/N: Hey everyone, I'm bored with ENG, and I'm stuck on BSTV's, and I was surfing the Net when I found this great list online. So now I'm writing a fanfic based on it. It's not gonna be very long, I think maybe 5 or 6 chapters, but that's a big maybe... I've only written half a page of chapter 2 and I'm already written 3 or 4 items from the list and they're only 100... so this is justa little short thing I'm writing to amuse people while I try to find inspiration for my other two fics. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or the Evil Overlord List. I've convientiently stolen both of them to create an amusing fanfic.

Dedication: This chapter is dedicated to Dra Gan, because he emailed me this morning to tell me that his stepfather died yesterday. Idon't know if I want this to help orconsoleor what, but it seemed like a good idea to post this now. I'm so sorry, Dra Gan.

The New Project

Himizu and Ryouko stood calmly in the middle of a room, waiting for the camera to be turned on… not realizing it was already on. After several minutes of patient smiling, Himizu finally got fed up and stalked over to the camera. When she realized it was on, and had been on, and that she and Ryouko had wasted several minutes of tape, she swore and blew something up. The screen went dark.

The screen came back on, revealing the girls again. They were now sure that the camera was on, and they launched into their latest project.

"I realize it's been a while since I did something original!" Himizu began.

"And while searching the Internet, we found this great list…" Ryouko continued.

"And we instantly thought of Hiei and the rest of the YYH Cast!" Himizu said happily.

"So, joining us, as usual, are our wonderful friends!" Ryouko finished, jerking back a black curtain behind the girls, revealing many of the Cast members, bound and duct taped to chairs. As soon as Hiei saw them, an aura of fire enveloped him as he glared furiously. However, duct tape is amazingly powerful, so it wasn't at all affected. The girls grinned in delight.

"Aw, Hiei-chan, what are you so mad about?" Ryouko wondered. Hiei glared at her.

"I know you two by now. Whenever you conspire about anything that involves us, it's never good. I don't want any part of it."

"Unfortunately for you, you don't have a choice," Himizu told him. He glared at her, probably attempting to set her on fire with his mind, but she glared by with a steady icy gaze.

"Hiei, you'll enjoy this! You're the main character!" Ryouko cried.

"That's even worse! Remember The Emperor's New Groove? Youko was the main character, and you made him wear a llama costume!"

"MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Himizu cackled. Hiei rolled his eyes and looked at Ryouko.

"See what I mean? Why should I feel safe just because I'm the main character?"

"Because of the project we're doing. It's a really good one, you'll love it!" she told him. "Besides, it's not a movie or anything, it's more like a tableau. I don't know if it will be one, Himizu doesn't really know what she's doing."

"Tell me what the project is before I say yes."

Ryouko glanced at the still-cackling Himizu, then took the script from her and held it in front of Hiei's eyes so he could read it. He scanned the first few lines, and an evil grin slowly spread over his face.

"Okay, I'll do it."

"I knew you would!" Ryouko said happily, hugging him and releasing him from the duct tape. "Hey, Himizu, he said he's do it!"

"MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA… Huh? He will! Excellent! Let's get started!" she cried happily, running off to find costumes and suchlike.

"Wait, we didn't agree! Why is he the only one that had to agree!" cried Yusuke.

"Because none of us really gives a shit what you think about what we're doing, you'll do it whether you want to or not or we'll beat you into a bloody pulp of pain and misery… Correction. Himizu will beat you into a bloody pulp of pain and misery with her oversized mallet or hockey stick or whatever happens to be in her hand or within reach at the time. I probably won't. But if you piss me off, I will pull out a flamethrower, so I would just listen and do as you're told."

"But what are we doing?" Kuwabara asked. Ryouko grinned widely, if she had had cat features, she would have looked EXACTLY like the Cheshire Cat.

"You'll find out…" she said, still grinning like a mad person… which she was, but that is beside the point.

Himizu came skittering back into the room. She was carrying a black costume, which she threw at Hiei. He looked at it, then at her. He gave her a weird look. She gave him a pissed off look. He glared. She glared back and grabbed her mallet. He shrugged and put on the costume. It was an elegant black robe with a high collar, putting everyone in mind of a very evil character in any one of several dozen action movies. Ryouko touched her finger against her cheek and leaned her head against her hand.

"That looks good, Hiei. You really look the part… Himizu, this is definitely one of your better ideas."

"Thank you, thank you!" Himizu said, bowing. "Okay, let's get started. I'm sure you're all wondering what it is we're going to do. Here it is!" She held out the script with a flourish. Kurama looked at it and his eyes widened considerably.

"Evil Overlord List? Let me guess, Hiei is the Evil Overlord?" he said nervously. Yusuke and Kuwabara exchanged terrified glances and started scooting their chairs towards the door. Ryouko and Himizu glared, causing them to freeze in their tracks.

"Yes, Kurama, Hiei is the Evil Overlord. He's so perfect for the part," Ryouko said cheerfully.

"Now let's get started!" Himizu exclaimed. Everyone else but Hiei and Ryouko flinched visibly, but they knew resistance was futile. So the latest project began.