IT WAS A NICE, CALM DAY ON VOYAGER. NO UNUSUAL EXPLOSIONS, NO NUCLEAR SPILLS. NOTHING DIFFERENT, RIGHT? NO. THAT'S THE MOST UNUSUAL PHENOMENON TO EVER OCCUR ON THE SHIP. PEOPLE WERE SUSPICIOUS, AND HARRY WONDERED WHY HE WAS BEING WATCHED EVEN MORE THAN USUAL. HARRY WAS WALKING AROUND THE BRIDGE, SINGING "ZIPPITY DOO DAH" AS HE WALKED. SUDDENLY, HE BENT OVER.....
"DON'T MOVE! YOU'RE SURROUNDED!!!!!!!"
"WHY HELLO, JANEWAY! WHO ARE ALL THESE MEN WITH GUNS?"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST DO???????"
"WHY, CAPTAIN! I JUST BENT OVER TO PICK UP THE M&M I DROPPED."
"BUT WE DON'T HAVE M&M'S IN SPACE! LET ME OBSERVE THAT..."
"BUT CAPTAIN, I BROUGHT THEM FROM EAR-"
"GIVE ME IT!!!"
"ok"
"LET ME SEE.... IS IT A COMMUNICATOR WITH FOREIGN RELATIONS? OR MAYBE A TIME BOMB?"
"UHHHHH, ACTUALLY IT'S CANDY COATED CHOCOLATE THAT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH, NOT IN YOUR HAND. BUT-"
"SHUT UP! YOU MAY CONTINUE."
~CREEPY, HUH? WELL, THE CREW CAN'T MAKE ANY UNNECESSARY MISTAKES. BUT THEY DID THINK UP AN INGENIOUS IDEA. SOON, THE PLAN WAS IN ACTION....
"(MUSICAL NOTE) ENSIGN, I'M AN ENSIGN, I'M A- HEY, WHAT'S THAT??!!" HARRY FOUND AN M&M ON THE GROUND. ONLY, IT WAS COVERED IN METAL AND WASN'T A NORMAL M&M COLOR. IT WAS KIND OF GREEN, AND SHINIER THAN IT SHOULD BE.
"MMMMMMMMMM!!!! WHAT LUCK! ANOTHER M&M!!!!!!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
HE IMMEDIATELY ATE IT, WONDERING WHY IT TOOK SO MUCH EFFORT TO CHEW. HE FIGURED IT WAS STALE. BUT WHEN HE ATE IT, HE GOT TRANSPORTED TO A STRANGE ROOM. IT WAS ON VOYAGER, BUT NO ENSIGN HAD EVER BEEN ABLE TO GET IN, BECAUSE OF HIGH SECURITY. OF COURSE, HARRY HAD BEEN IN IT MANY TIMES, UNLOCKING IT WITH HIS DUMB LUCK.
"HEY, GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???? HEY, YOU GOT A NEW RECLINER! COMFY..."
"HOW'D YOU KNOW?" TOM ASKED.
"OH, I'M IN HERE ALL THE TIME."
"OH. IS IT BETTER THAN THE LAST CHAIR?"
"SO THAT'S WHERE MY SODAS WENT!" CHAKOTAY EXCLAIMED.
"IDIOTS! HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE, HARRY!" JANEWAY SCREAMED.
"I DON'T KNOW. I JUST BROKE DOWN THE DOOR. YOU REALLY SHOULD GET MORE SECURITY. ANYWAY, WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?" HARRY SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT THE CREW HAD GUNS AIMED AT HARRY. THIS DIDN'T PHASE HIM. HE GOT UP AND OPENED THE FRIDGE.
"UGH! WHERE ARE ALL THE CHERRY COKES? WHO FINISHED THE STRING CHEESE?"
"UHHHHHHH. NEVER MIND, HARRY. JUST GO." JANEWAY SIGHED.
"OKEE!" HARRY LEFT, AND CONTINUED SINGING HIS LITTLE SONGS ALL DAY, EATING AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF M&M'S THAT HE SMUGGLED ON THE SHIP WHEN THEY BOARDED SO MANY YEARS AGO. THEN HE CAME ACROSS ANOTHER GREEN M&M.....
A/N: Some of you who read this may, um, recognize it? that's because Powerbluegirl loaded this fic on her own user name because she didn't have nycstardust over to upload the fic as her own. Give this weird story the credit it deserves to the true writer of Harry Kim highlights, NYCSTARDUST!!!!!!!!
"DON'T MOVE! YOU'RE SURROUNDED!!!!!!!"
"WHY HELLO, JANEWAY! WHO ARE ALL THESE MEN WITH GUNS?"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST DO???????"
"WHY, CAPTAIN! I JUST BENT OVER TO PICK UP THE M&M I DROPPED."
"BUT WE DON'T HAVE M&M'S IN SPACE! LET ME OBSERVE THAT..."
"BUT CAPTAIN, I BROUGHT THEM FROM EAR-"
"GIVE ME IT!!!"
"ok"
"LET ME SEE.... IS IT A COMMUNICATOR WITH FOREIGN RELATIONS? OR MAYBE A TIME BOMB?"
"UHHHHH, ACTUALLY IT'S CANDY COATED CHOCOLATE THAT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH, NOT IN YOUR HAND. BUT-"
"SHUT UP! YOU MAY CONTINUE."
~CREEPY, HUH? WELL, THE CREW CAN'T MAKE ANY UNNECESSARY MISTAKES. BUT THEY DID THINK UP AN INGENIOUS IDEA. SOON, THE PLAN WAS IN ACTION....
"(MUSICAL NOTE) ENSIGN, I'M AN ENSIGN, I'M A- HEY, WHAT'S THAT??!!" HARRY FOUND AN M&M ON THE GROUND. ONLY, IT WAS COVERED IN METAL AND WASN'T A NORMAL M&M COLOR. IT WAS KIND OF GREEN, AND SHINIER THAN IT SHOULD BE.
"MMMMMMMMMM!!!! WHAT LUCK! ANOTHER M&M!!!!!!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
HE IMMEDIATELY ATE IT, WONDERING WHY IT TOOK SO MUCH EFFORT TO CHEW. HE FIGURED IT WAS STALE. BUT WHEN HE ATE IT, HE GOT TRANSPORTED TO A STRANGE ROOM. IT WAS ON VOYAGER, BUT NO ENSIGN HAD EVER BEEN ABLE TO GET IN, BECAUSE OF HIGH SECURITY. OF COURSE, HARRY HAD BEEN IN IT MANY TIMES, UNLOCKING IT WITH HIS DUMB LUCK.
"HEY, GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???? HEY, YOU GOT A NEW RECLINER! COMFY..."
"HOW'D YOU KNOW?" TOM ASKED.
"OH, I'M IN HERE ALL THE TIME."
"OH. IS IT BETTER THAN THE LAST CHAIR?"
"SO THAT'S WHERE MY SODAS WENT!" CHAKOTAY EXCLAIMED.
"IDIOTS! HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE, HARRY!" JANEWAY SCREAMED.
"I DON'T KNOW. I JUST BROKE DOWN THE DOOR. YOU REALLY SHOULD GET MORE SECURITY. ANYWAY, WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?" HARRY SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT THE CREW HAD GUNS AIMED AT HARRY. THIS DIDN'T PHASE HIM. HE GOT UP AND OPENED THE FRIDGE.
"UGH! WHERE ARE ALL THE CHERRY COKES? WHO FINISHED THE STRING CHEESE?"
"UHHHHHHH. NEVER MIND, HARRY. JUST GO." JANEWAY SIGHED.
"OKEE!" HARRY LEFT, AND CONTINUED SINGING HIS LITTLE SONGS ALL DAY, EATING AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF M&M'S THAT HE SMUGGLED ON THE SHIP WHEN THEY BOARDED SO MANY YEARS AGO. THEN HE CAME ACROSS ANOTHER GREEN M&M.....
A/N: Some of you who read this may, um, recognize it? that's because Powerbluegirl loaded this fic on her own user name because she didn't have nycstardust over to upload the fic as her own. Give this weird story the credit it deserves to the true writer of Harry Kim highlights, NYCSTARDUST!!!!!!!!