Yo!! What's up?! It's me again anyways! @ .@ I'm back from the DEAD is more like it! Over the past few weeks of my life I have been planning a brand- spanking new sorry excuse for a story for all your people! Be PROUD. VERY proud. *yawns* Let's just get on with the story don't you think???

Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade. CRAP!! But if IIIIIIIII DIDDDDDDDDDDD, MAN THAT WOULD BE SO FRIKKIN COOL! O.o

Chapter One: Go Split Your Head On a ROCK!

Jamie Katsuyuki as she sat in the front of the principle, Mr. Yamitoto. (yup, it's not an actual name but as I said before writer's block claimed my body not so long ago!) She had NOOOOOOOO idea why she had gotten called down to this stupid piece of junk called a measly office. Jamie was new here and had just barely made it to her homeroom when the speakers came on and announced her name and where to report. She hated this part of starting school. The teacher or someone else would cal you down to some place or another and give you a welcoming speech. BLAH! 'I'd rather be in another classroom with at least some students learning calculus more than this. Mr. Yamitoto walked into the room where she was sitting. He began asking her a few simple questions that could be answered with a yes or a no; most of them being answered with a no.

"Miss Katsuyuki I have been greatly informed that you will be staying in this learning environment with us for this semester and a few years to come."

"Yup, my mom and dad are both dead so I'll be living at the apartments down the street if you need anything or information for my application to this school. Um.Can I get back to class now?" Jamie replied with a hint of sarcasm hidden well enough in her voice.

"Oops! I almost forgot! Yes, you may go back to class now! Wait! Would you like me to get someone to show you around for the grand tour? It's a welcoming program we have here. I will pick a student at random and they will be your "Buddy" for about 3 weeks. Would you like it better if I would do that?"

"Well.if it's not a problem then I think that would be nice. How do you decide who to pick?"

"Since you seem like a nice and smart young lady I'll let you go to class first and I'll have your new buddy waiting for you at the end of school to walk you home. You might make a new friend!" The principle smiled at her as she walked out of the door.

'Great. JJJJUSSSSSSST great. Now I'm stuck with some kid to follow me around everywhere I go. It sounds like fun.' She giggled slightly at the thought and stepped into her Biology class. Everybody has stopped dead in their tracks and just stared at her. One boy in the corner just sat there and scanned her appearance as if analyzing if she was a poisonous insect or a sickly sweet flower. Jamie glanced down at her attire. It WAS a bit weird. She was wearing the school uniform but let's just say she..dressed it up a bit. The maroon colored skirt that came down to her knees had been cut up to about right below her hip, not showing too much but showing just enough. The pearly white satin blouse that buttoned up had been left unbuttoned over a small black tank top. The two bottom corners of the unbuttoned blouse had been gathered together and tied. She was wearing high leather and black boots that came up to just below her skirt. Jamie's hair was the simplest thing on her body. It was blackish-blue with red streaks in several spots. It had been tied up in a messy bun with tresses and bangs that formed around her face. She had beautiful ivory skin and amazing emerald eyes. Around her wrists she had 6 silver bracelets. Her ears had both been pierced twice at the top and three at the bottom.

"You must be the new student! Well, hello! I'm your biology teacher, Mrs. Matsuura! Everybody this is your new classmate, Jamie Samara Katsuyuki! Please make her feel welcome." A plump old woman said in a cheery voice that could make donkeys laugh.

" Hello. Gotta message for you people here. I'm notta spring daisy. You touch me and you can go split your head on a rock." Jamie replied with a smirk on her face.

Suddenly, a swift maroon and sea green beyblade ran along the walls leaving a huge dent in the sections it had touched. The beyblade shot itself at Jamie and she caught it in a split second. Jamie grinned again and cocked her head to the side.

" Oh, and Kai? I'm new here, wanna show me around?" She turned towards the blue haired youth at her right and stuck out her tongue. Kai's mouth drooped in horror. Her tongue was that of a snake.