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It all started like this, Chernov was busy making preparations of his "mind control" device. Outside of his mushroom home was a tall radio tower with a satellite dish on the top, he had the thing built a week ago and no smurf in the village had a clue on what it is for.
Chernov is a Green Human Smurf Hybrid who is 4 apples tall and wears a camouflaged jacket, pants, and smurf hat. He is skinny and more in shape than any other smurf in the village, however he is also smarter than Brainy. So smart is that he's going to try to take control of Gargamel, the problem is that he hasn't done this before.
He had done the math over 175 times for the past month, check and rechecking it. He finally believed he got it right but wasn't sure if it would work, he always wasn't sure if anything he builds would work. He stayed up all night just to make the final adjustment, then finally he grabs the large metal switch on the wall.
"Gargamel," he muttered, "You're mine moa ha ha ha! Wait, that was a bad evil laugh."
He pulls down the switch, suddenly the radio tower became electrified and was bursting lighting out in all directions. The switch had jammed and everything inside the house was smoking, an explosion occurred launching Chernov out of his house through his front door. Just in time for the smurfs to come in mass numbers, and boy they were scared to death.
Chernov got up and he was just in time as a powerful blast of lightning shot out of the tower and struck something somewhere within the village, the strike of the lightning was the sound of a sonic bomb up close and personal. Whoever was asleep was now awake, and some are going to be cleaning their underwear before breakfast.
"What happened Chernov?" asked Papa Smurf as he rushed to Chernov's aid.
"Oh my god! What have I done!" cried Chernov in a state of shock, "I think I've killed someone, that lightning must have hit someone!"
Brainy grabbed a pail of water and splashed water on Chernov's face, snapping sense into him. "Where did that lighting struck?" he asked calmly.
There was smoke coming from a nearby mushroom house, everyone rushes over to the source and discovered that it was coming from Smurfette's house. More specifically her bedroom.
"Oh my dad is going to kill me!" cried Chernov, "If he finds out about this, he's going to lock me into a room with a fat guys as he is farting like crazy!"
Chernov broke down the door and rushed upstairs to find Smurfette laying lifeless on the ground, her hair was shorter than usual and her eyes were individually pointing at random directions. All in the while, she has smoke coming off of her. Baby Smurf was crying as much as he can as Sassette was knocked out cold, probably from the shock. "Man, I screwed up good." said Chernov, "Forget the fat guy, he's going to bring in an elephant!"
"She's still alive!" said Brainy, "She has a pulse!"
"Quick, let's get her to Doctor Smurf pronto!" ordered Papa Smurf.
Brainy and Hefty carried Smurfette to Doctor Smurf as Chernov picks up Sassette and Papa Smurf picks up Baby Smurf, they all rushed to his mushroom home where Doctor Smurf did all his best. 10 minutes later, Smurfette came to.
She sat up off on the bed she happened to be placed on and looked at the smurfs who was worried to death, then she developed a big smile on her face. "Wow, that felt like a smurfing ride on Feathers!" she said excitedly, the smurfs soon dropped their jaws to the floor. Sassette happened to regain consciousness and Chernov let her down, "Smurfette," she cried.
"Sassette!" cheered Smurfette and picked up Sassette and gave her a big hug, "I was just dreaming about you!"
"You were?" she asked.
"Yeah, oh I love you so much!" said Smurfette as she proceeds to tickle Sassette. As Sassette laughed, Chernov pounds the nearby table with his fist completely destroying it and got all the smurf's attention.
"Smurfette, I'm sorry it was suppose to be Gargamel," said Chernov, "Oh man, oh smurf, she's still alive. Wait a minute... Oh no."
Chernov ran out of the mushroom home and head's back straight to his, Papa Smurf hands Baby Smurf to Brainy and took off after him just as Brainy Smurf hands Baby Smurf to Doctor Smurf before following Papa Smurf. The two smurfs followed Chernov all the way back to his house and found him staring at a whiteboard full of equations. "Right there!" he cried pointing to an R, "That's what caused it!"
The R had an equal sign next to it and it lead to a bunch of equations that have to do with Ohm's law and Radio Frequencies, but something's unusual as there was an arrow coming out of the R and looped around the equation and points to the letter S on the other side.
"What is it Chernov?" asked Papa Smurf.
"To make a long story short," said Chernov still staring at the R, "I've severely damaged Smurfette's brain and rewired it, creating a totally new personality that is only seen in my human FAMILY!"
"On your Human Father's side?" asked Brainy.
"Yes," answered Chernov as he makes eye contact with Brainy, "Smurfette's condition is called Reznov Syndrome, a neurological disorder founded by my dad. What it does is to either man or woman, oh crap, it made Smurfette terribly immature, a tomboy, a sex addict, a couch potato, oh it's worse than Jokey Smurf's bombs and Brainy's yapping. This was first seen at my Aunt, my dad's 10 year old sister. It's horrible, horrible!"
"Is there a cure?" asked Papa Smurf.
"It's permanent," said Chernov, "That's why I'm freaking out, it won't be long until the change takes a physical effect."
"Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf!" cried a smurf as he ran into the mushroom house panting, "Smurfette is going nuts! Just look!"
Papa Smurf, Brainy, and Chernov follows the smurf and they saw Smurfette running off into the woods BUTT NAKED! The boys can only watched in disbelief as she disappeared into the woods, no one bothered to chase after her as they all just stood there with jaws dropped.
"Oh boy, we need my father!" said Chernov as he pulls out his cell phone, pressed a button, and held it to his ear, "Dad, I need help. I've fried a smurf's brains and they're going nuts, how bad is it? She's in her birthday suit."
"Alright Chernov, I'm coming," said his father on the phone, "I'll meet up with you in a few hours, just hang on until I arrive."
Chernov puts away his cell phone and looked at Papa Smurf, "He's coming," he said, "He sounded grumpy though."
TO BE CONTINUED...