"Of course we've seen diamonds in the flesh
We cut our teeth on wedding rings that are pointless
And we're proud of our address, on Olympus
Talk about post-card envy!"
"And every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, tripping in the bathroom
Man, mortals are weird
But they're good in bed
We don't care, we're freakin' immortals."
"But every song's like cristal, maybach, diamonds on your time piece
Like we said, mortals are weird
But we need them to make heroes
We don't care
We're at the center of your love affair."
"And we'll never be mortals (mortals)
It's not in our ichor
Their kind of love just ain't for us
We crave a one-night-stand kind of buzz
Let us be your ruler (ruler)
You can call us Lord and Lady
And baby we rule (we rule, we rule)
We're not just fantasy."
"My family and I
We've got powers
We count our drachmas
On the way to the party (thrown in our honor)
And everyone who knows us knows
That we don't take trains
We can just teleport."
"And every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, tripping in the bathroom
Man, mortals are weird
But they're good in bed
We don't care, we're freakin' immortals."
"But every song's like cristal, maybach, diamonds on your time piece
Like we said, mortals are weird
But we need them to make heroes
We don't care
We're at the center of your love affair."
"And we'll never be mortals (mortals)
It's not in our ichor
Their kind of love just ain't for us
We crave a one-night-stand kind of buzz
Let us be your ruler (ruler)
You can call us Lord and Lady
And baby we rule (we rule, we rule)
We're not just fantasy."
"Oooh ooooh ohhh
We're bigger than you've ever dreamed
Baby, we're stronger than kings and queens
Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh
Life is good without a care
Except that we're in the center of your love affair."
"And we'll never be mortals (mortals)
It's not in our ichor
Their kind of love just ain't for us
We crave a one-night-stand kind of buzz
Let us be your ruler (ruler)
You can call us Lord and Lady
And baby we rule (we rule, we rule)
We're not just fantasy."
The gods finished and turned to their kids expectantly.
"Uhh," Piper stuttered, rubbing the back of her neck. "That was-whose idea was that?"
"Mine," Apollo said proudly.
"Oh, uh," Serissa jumped up and started clapping. "That was wonderful. Great job dad." Apollo beamed.
"That was awful," Leo blurted. The Seven plus Nico and Serissa minus Leo turned to glare at said son of Hephaestus.
"Told you," Artemis snapped.
"You're only upset because you sang backup," Hermes argued.
"As *Ella is my daughter," Apollo said. "I believe she will love this song. Don't you agree, Serissa?"
"Of course!" said girl cried out, a false smile spattered across her features. "The song is amazing! What do you call it?"
"Mortals," Dionysus spoke, his voice dull. "Catchy, right?"
"Uh," Annabeth blinked. "Sure."
"Real chart-topper," Percy nodded.
"Can you guys record it, so I can buy it?" Frank asked eagerly. Hazel shot him a look.
"Great idea!" chirped Zeus. "Bye." The Seven plus Nico plus Serissa sighed.
"It wasn't that bad," Jason muttered after a moment of silence.
"I guess," Nico mumbled. "It just…"
"'But they're good in bed?'" Serissa screamed. "Seriously, dad? Seriously?"
"Calm down," Hazel soothed. "As least it wasn't as bad as 'We crave a one-night-stand kind of buzz.' Hearing my father sing that…"
"Some mental scars to add to the collection," Percy finished.
"Why would my mother agree to sing such an abomination of a song?" Annabeth groaned.
"It is kinda of catchy," Serissa frowned, before singing, "And we'll never be mortals! It's not in our ichor. Their kind of love just ain't for us. We crave a one-night-stand kind of buzz." Leo cringed at hearing his girlfriend sing the gods-awful lyrics. Though, she made them sound good. She had the voice of an angel.
"Wanna watch a movie?" Jason suggested.
"Teen Beach Movie!" Serissa and Percy shouted, before fist bumping.
"Fine," Annabeth moaned.
"To Leo's cabin!" Piper chimed.
Serissa sighed, "You can call us Lord and Lady. And baby we rule, we rule, we rule. We're not just fantasy."
"SERISSA!"
"COMING!"
Madeline: Well ladies and gents, what do you think? I wrote Mortals myself.
Piper: *Ella is Lorde's real name.
Madeline: Oh, thanks Piper. Nearly forgot that.
Serissa: Hi! I'm a random OC Madeline created just for this fanfic!
Madeline: BEGONE!
Serissa: *disappears*
Madeline: I'll never use her again!
Leo: She was hot…and my girlfriend.
Percy: AND WE'LL NEVER BE MORTALS!
Annabeth: *rolls eyes* Anyway, don't forget to review, favorite the story, follow and favorite Madeline, and read some other stories Madeline has written. Trust me, they're good.
Hazel: Okay, so bye!
~Madeline, Piper, Serissa, Leo, Percy, Annabeth, and Hazel
Frank: Did we miss anything?
Nico: We're too late! They already signed off.
Jason: NOOOOOOOOO! *cries and runs into a wall*
Nico/Frank: *blinks and slowly backs out of the room*