Vince Noir
How
can I describe you oh Vinceypoo
With your exquisite alabaster
skin
Your cheekbones so sharp and your elbows too
All the goths
they would wish your hair to win
Your look is so very
androgynous
You are often called an electro ponce
You
could never be called monogamous
No one would ever dare to call
you a nonce
With Howard Moon your squinty eyed best mate
You
have adventures and many a lark
And can crimp about anything even
bait
While wearing your mirror ball sark
Without
you Vince The Mighty Boosh is lame
So I hope this sonnet can bring
you fame.