Zim Meets the Troop

Dibs POV:

It was a sunny afternoon, and Skool had ended already. I was on the computer, looking at some of my messages on the Swolen eyeball network that I had never seen before. It showed a triangle-like symbol, and I scrolled down to find out more. It was for an organization called the Troop. It said:

Dear Agent Mothman:

We felt it necessary to let you know that the swollen eyeball network is joining forces with another organization. When we get all paranormal facts straight and get them proven true, then we send the files to them, and they will investigate. We need your help in order to bring all of the paranormal to a truth. If you have any questions, call 1372834-23789272-27384972. ITS THAT EASY! Or you can visit our website The Swollen Eyeball . The organizations name is The Troop, a monster-hunting organization. If you have proof of paranormal sightings, then be sure to contact them at 1254-3492. Be a part of it.

The Swollen Eyeball network

I looked at the note and a smile came across my face. I had an idea. I went through some of my things, but I couldnt find any proof. So, I headed out the door and ran to the Zims house. I stepped into the mouth of Zims circular. His house glowed so much that I could see its eerie glow even in the bright daylight. I ran to his house and hid in a bush.

"Now. Lemme just make sure I have everything... camera... Notepad... videotapes... videocamera... computer... yep... I think thats it. Now, Zim. Time for you to finally be exposed..."

I ran out of the bush and looked into the window of his house. He was in disguise eating one of his Irken snacks with Gir while watching the scary monkey show. The monkey growled and Gir cheered. I jumped through the window when I found out the lawn gnomes were following my trail. And I hid behind the couch. Zim sat there... just watching TV. I got my video camera out to record what he was doing.

"That... HORRIBLE MONKEY! One of these days I will destroy him." I heard Zim say.

"Aw, Master, You dont need to destroy him. He can help us!"

"Eh? With what, you useless excuse of a robot slave?"

"HE CAN USE HIS MONKEH POWERS TO BRING TEH EARTH TO THE TALLERER MASTERS AND THEN YOU RECIEVE PRAISE FROM THEM! HE FLIES! AND KAPOW! YESH! HE WILL HELP! AND NO DESTROYING HIM CAUSE I WANNA HUG FROM HIM! HE SO CUTE!"

(monkey growls and foams at the mouth on the TV)

" ..."

"And then we fly to the moon! YAY!"

"..."

"And... And then, we eat the moon! CAUSE ITS CHEESE!"

"..."

"I like cheese."

"..."

"CHEESEH CHEESEH CHEESEH MOOONNNN!"

"I must find the fool who told me that ignoring makes you go away. I WILL ANNIHILATE THAT HUMAN FOR LYING TO THE ALMIGHTY ZIM!"

He took off his contacts, and I snapped a picture, recorded a bit more, jumped out of the window, and ran home with my evidence. I uploaded it up to the computer and sent it straight to the Troop. Zim was busted for sure! I WOULD BE THERE TO SEE HIS GUTS SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE AUTOPSY TABLE! MWAHAHAHA! Oh... how oddly out of character... oh well...

End of Chapter 1