Oooooookay… so it's been quite a while since I've updated anything and I DO have to update that Naruto story of mine…

But I felt like doing this first before I went out of my way to try and actually FIND that Naruto story where it's written in my notebook. Eheh… But I'll find it, I promise.

As to that end… I'll make you guys an offer, if you WANT to see any of these stories updated good and fast, you can send me links to Rurouni Kenshin stuff! D8 No really! I need some RRK stoofs. ;; Weeb Be they doujinshi or just art… MUST HAVE!

Oh yeah. XD Spoiler Alert!!

Anything you see in this is merely a fabrication of the supposed stories that Kenshin's master was going over when he was taking his 'trip' down Memory Lane in the Twelfth Volume. None of them are real, though the first story is one that was actually mentioned in the novel as something that happened, the others are just amuzing stories that I came up with on a whim. XD

Copyright: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or any of it's characters… though damn if I don't wish I DID own Kenshin. XD

Writer's Note: I know that there are those of you out there that have asked me to write certain stories for you over the past couple of years, that's part of why it's taken me a little while to type up some of my own, but I will NEVER make a yaoi of Rurouni Kenshin. I feel that the characters relationships that are created within the manga and anime themselves are the ones that should exist and I refuse to pair up any of the men or any of the women of Rurouni Kenshin with one another, no matter HOW good you all might make it out to be. RRK was the third Anime I ever saw in my life, and even if the anime has huge plot-holes in it because they didn't wait for the manga to finish up before starting it, I refuse to pair up any of the characters with one another if they don't end up together in the manga/anime. Kenshin belongs with Kaoru, Sanosuke belongs with Megumi and Yahiko belongs with Tsubame, NO QUESTIONS ASKED! If you want any other story in any other anime with a yaoi/yuri pairing then e-mail me asking me politely if I'll write it for you, but I'll never write one of Rurouni Kenshin, so don't bother asking anymore!

This is just a series of short but slightly amusing stories written about Himura Kenshin's life with his master, or rather all the problems that he had while living with his master in their mountain home during his training. I love Kenshin the most of all the characters in RRK, and his relationship with his vain and conceited master Hiko Seijuro is quite hilarious to sit there and read or watch, so when I re-read my manga not that long ago I knew that I had to type something up in regards to that. Don't worry, you'll see Kenshin's 'split personality' Battosai pop up once or twice, as I firmly believe that a personality like that wouldn't have just 'appeared' out of no where from a softie like Shinta.

Prologue

"Training"

Once again my idiot of a student fell down to his back again, plastered to the stone like the little slug he often can be. Maybe I was trouncing him too hard… nah, not too hard probably not hard enough in fact. It's all his fault for walking out all those years ago anyway, had the simple fool stayed then I wouldn't be doing this right now.

Though that's true… It's also hard to say no to those eyes. Always has been. Ever since he was a kid those eyes have always made me freeze for a moment and soften up, if only a little. It's like… having a puppy you have to house break, at least for me anyway.

Not that I like puppies.

"Hey. How long are you going to sleep? You should be up by now." I called out.

No movement, no motion, no crack of those violet eyes at all. I wonder if I pushed him too hard?
Nah, it's my genius that even got him this far in the first place after all, if he hadn't walked out he'd be much greater than he is right now. Who cares if I work him a little too hard?

"Well, if you won't get up," I started as I lifted the sake cup, "I'll just continue my stroll down memory lane."

Stroll indeed, it was hardly any type of stroll with these memories. The little idiot got himself into far too many situations for even his brave and daring master to get him out of I'm afraid. Though the one with the Laughing Mushrooms… that had been amuzing…