Author's Notes: I wrote this song with my cousin and we had a lot of fun singing/writing it! (believe me, we looked like crackheads!) Hope ya enjoy it! A nice break from the constant anger fics I've been writing! Tee Hee! Oh yea, this makes a lot more sense if you know the song "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"
"Rude the Shiny-headed Turkiee"
By: Aegis
Rude the Shiny-headed Turkiee
Had a very shiny head!
And if you ever saw it,
You would even think it's lead!
Now all the other Turkiees
Used to laugh and call him names!
They never let poor Ruu-de
Join in any killing games!
Now one foggy Midgar night,
Shinra came to say
Rude with your shiny head,
Blind out enemies 'til they're dead!
Then how the Turkiees loathed him
As they shouted with profanity,
Rude the Shiny-headed Turkiee,
You'll get in our killing tree!