one day as i was walking through a desert, i saw the lochness monter swimming in a tree. im like "hey lochness monsta, wadda you want frum me?" hes like "bout tree fidday ($3.50). and im like, "i aint givin you no tree fidday!" so i flew away on my magical snail named joe-bob. Once I got home, I heard a knock on my door. When I went to the door, I saw a lil goil scout and shes like "wanna buy some cookies?". And im like how much. And shes like "bout tree fidday". And that's about when I realized that she was bout fidday feet tall and fat and green. So im like "hmmmmm. MISTA lochnes monsta! I aint gibbin you no tree fidday!! So it whipped out a bazooka and shot a few shells at me. Using my magical kung fu powas I dodged it matrix style! And im like "oOOoOOooOOoOO!!!". And its like "uh oh!" and ran away. So I decided to go to the movies and watch a movie. So im at the movees and I see the ticket dude whos sellin them tikets. And im like "I wanna buy a tiket, how much dus it cost?" and hes like, bout tree fidday. And im like oh my gawd mista lochness monsta! And I kicked em in de balls and ran away. Then I ate my dog and went to sleep. I died. The end

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