Who Cut the Cheese?

by Wild Man Pacheco

Just one of my short stories out of the many I'll be doing. Dave just farted and grosses out the Rowdyruff Boys and the Powerpuff Girls.

Who Cut The Cheese?

I and my friends Dave and Danny were sitting in a stadium with all the Cartoon Network characters. We were listening to a speech one of the characters was making. I think it might've been Ed or Dexter or someone, I don't know I wasn't listening. I was listening to 'Beautiful Life' by Jeremy Kay on my phone. I looked over to see Dave with a relieved expression on his face.

Me: "What?"

Dave: "Shhh."

Me: "What? What'd you do?"

Dave: "Shut up. I ripped ass dude."

Me: "Oh come on man I better not smell that man."

Danny: "Come on dude."

Dave: "Shut up both of you."

Little did we know that the Powerpuff Girls and the Rowdyruff Boys were sitting right behind us. Blossom was the first to get a whiff of it.

Blossom: "Oh dear god, Buttercup!"

Buttercup: "What, what did I do this time?"

Blossom: "Did you just break wind?"

Buttercup and Bubbles started to get whiffs of it now.

Buttercup: "Oh my god! That wasn't me!"

Bubbles: "Oh my goodness that's so gross."

Then the boys got whiffs of it.

Brick: "Oh my god."

Butch: "Jesus."

Boomer: "Who cut the cheese?"

Brick: "Was it one of you girls?"

Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: "No!"

I was currently listening to 'Man on a Mission' by Hall & Oates when I felt a tapping on my shoulder. I turned around and I saw the girls and the boys were staring at me with mad expressions. I took off my headphones.

Me: "What?"

Blossom: "Evan did you break wind?"

Me: "No, what the hell? I wouldn't do that in a place like this."

Brick: "Well who was it?"

Me: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."

Blossom then tapped Dave on this shoulder.

Dave: "Yes Blossy?"

Blossom: "Don't call me that!"

Dave: "Okay, okay. What's up?"

Blossom: "Did you just fart?"

Dave started laughing.

Buttercup: "God I had a feeling it was him."

Bubbles: "David that's disgusting!"

Dave: "But you have to admit it was a good one, right Danny?"

Danny: "Oh please leave me out of this."

Dave: "Come on say right."

Danny: "I'm not speaking."

Dave: "Right Evan?"

Me: "Sorry too busy listening to my music."

Blossom: "David you are disgusting."

Dave: "Hey, that's me."

Dave smiles a toothy smile and gives a thumbs up.