Starsparklekit's Destiny

by darth fluffy

The adventures of the brave, beautiful and all-around awesome Starsparklekit as she masters her canon-warping powers and deals with her fate as StarClan's chosen- or will the Dark Forest warriors manage to overcome her Sueness? Only time will tell!

Starsparklekit's Destiny chapter 1

(A/N: This is a parody of really bad fics such as Starkit's Prophecy. It is not meant to be taken seriously. I can write better than this. My cat probably could.)

Allegiances

ThunderClan

Leader

Firestar- ginger tom

Deputy

Brambleclaw- dark brow tabby tom

Medicine cat

Jayfeather- blind gray tabby tom

Warriors

Graystripe- longhaired gray tom

Dustpelt- brown tabby tom

Sandstorm- pale ginger she-cat

Brackenfur- tabby tom

Sorreltail- calico she-cat

Cloudtail- longhaired white tom

Brightheart- ginger and white she-cat

Thornclaw- tabby tom

Squirrelflight- ginger she-cat

Leafpool- light brown tabby she-cat

Spiderleg- black tom

Birchfall- brown tabby tom

Berrynose- cream tom

Hazeltail- gray and white she-cat

Mousewhisker- gray and white tom

Cinderheart- gray tabby she-cat

Lionblaze- golden tabby tom

Foxleap- red tabby tom

Icecloud- white she-cat

Toadstep- black and white tom

Rosepetal- cream she-cat

Apprentices

Briarpaw- brown she-cat

Blossomfall- calico she-cat

Bumblestripe- gray and black tabby tom

Queens

Ferncloud- gray she-cat

Daisy- cream, long hair

Whitewing- white with green eyes, mother of Birchfall's kits, Dovekit (gray she-kit) and Ivykit (silver tabby and white she-kit), plus Starsparklekit, a beautiful radiant white she-kit with long, flowing, pearlescent white fur that is as soft as silk and sparkles ever so slightly when she moves, mostly white sparkles, but it occasionally sparkles silver and lavender and pale pink and blue and rainbow and gold. She has a silver birthmark in the shape of a crescent moon on her forehead and inside it is a brilliant lavender sparkly star, which shows how special she is to StarClan. Her eyes are a soft heavenly blue, like limpid tears, with silver glitter in them, but they change to indigo when she is communicating with StarClan, and glowing gold sometimes. Her pupils can change shape, from a circle, to a dragon slit, to a heart, depending on her mood. Her nose is the palest shade of pink like the sweetest little rosebud, to match her wonderful personality. Her voice is like the most glorious song of angels and she smells like perfume.

Plus the elders Mousefur and Longtail and a bunch of cats from other Clans, but who cares about them?