Hello guys!

Here I am with a new idea!

I decided to do a short story out of the name of the episodes of season 7!

They probably won't be in the right order. They're underlined.

So let's go!

Disclaimer: Own nothing but the idea, Lilly and Myrtle.

Warning! This is absolutly crappy, if you ask me. Don't take this serious, it isn't really my style of writing xD

Survival of the fittest

Hello cruel world!

I am here to tell you a story without any sense!

Meet the new boss: It's the girl next door. Actually it isn't even her own. It's Death's door, but that doesn't matter right now.

What matters is, that her name is Lilly. With her 17 years she's the youngest in her band, which is called "The Slice Girls". She's the leader of it and sings mostly. Though many people like her and she always tries to be nice, some ask themselves, if she is the born-again identity of Satan. The Co-leader of the band was once an old man named Dr. Phil, but they decided to get rid of him. Lilly first wasn't so sure of it and told the others: "If we really do that, there will be blood! I'm not sure if we should!" But the others just shook their heads and waited for the old man to arrive for a meeting. When he finally did, the girl with the dungeons and dragons tattoo, her real name was Myrtle, stepped forward and stared at him. Confused he stared back. "What is it girls? You said it was something of grave importance?" She just handed him a baseball bat. "Good luck with defending your life, you repo man! The meeting is called 'Out with the old' so..." He paled. "But... but... There were so many adventures in babysitting you!" - "Oh shut up, Dr. Phil!" And with that they started the video 'Slash Fiction', forced him to watch it and called for the asylum. It would be needed after the film was done. It was about a 90 years old lady, marrying her three years old baby and getting drunk after the mentalists Bob and Baum betrothed them. Time after time the girls yould hear Dr. Phil cry but they just left to party on with Garth, an old family friend.

They met Garth in Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie. They asked him about what he had done all day long and he told them how to win friends and influence monsters so they would never be in the same danger, he got himself. And because he was pretty drunk and the seventh season of How I met your mother was on TV he shouted "Season seven, time for a wedding!" and pointed at Barney and Ted. In the end the band left him alone and went home.

And because reading is fundamental, you guys should really read a lot of fanfictions. Go Sabriel and Destiel fans!

And excuse me for this crap.