OK, no one asked for it so here it is
It's my parody
For HP
So when you read
Oh please proceed
Fight the urge to yell
Gee Whiz!!
Harry: HP
Ron: R
Hermione: Her
Snape: S
Dumbledor: D
You can probably figure out the rest…
HP: disturbia...bum bum biddom bum bum bi dom…
R: Harry!
HP: Yes.
R: I've got something absolutely important to tell you!!
HP: What, what is it now? I am listening to my oPod.
An oPod is a parody of the iPod by apple. The oPod is by Orange.
HP: Umm…who doesn't know what the oPod is?
You are not to talk to me, I am but the narrator.
HP: Whatever, what is it you want to tell me Ron?
R: OK, its Hermione, and bloody hell this is good…
Hermione and Malfoy were alone in the Great Hall. There were just enough candles for them to study by, and the tension was excruciating…
Her: Alrighty then: so if you mix a toad and a newt what do you get?
M: A Pixipila! It all makes sense now!
Her: Exactly Draco! I really do think you're getting it!!
M: Well, thanks Hermione…you know, you're actually pretty cool. For a mudblood I mean.
Her: Uhh…oh…well umm thank you.
M: Oh and thanks for keeping these study sessions a secret, that really means a lot to me.
Her: Well, I'm just glad to help! But what I don't understand is why you didn't ask to be partnered with Pansy. Aren't you two dating?
M: We are! I mean we were. *cough* Ar…are you sure that your protective charms are up correctly…I mean that sound barrier thing, and the cloaking spell?
Her: Of course! Are you in doubt of my magical abilities?! Only the most exceptional witch or wizard will be able to break my spells. Oh wow, Draco is so sweet. I shouldn't have believed Harry's second hand account on "meany Malfoy". Draco pays me so much more attention than Weasly does. He actually treats me like a girl, unlike Ronald.
Now, we must journey up some flights of stairs, through a couple of passages, go up a winding stairway guarded by a marble hobo statue (say the password: crawling custard munchies), and into the headmasters quarters.
D: Splendid, simply splendid! Don't you think this is splendid Serverus? Huh?? Don't you?? Don't you think it's splendid? Huh, Serverus? Splendid right? Don't you?? Don't…
S: Perfectly splendid, sssssssir.
Snape stuck to the shadows of the office, hissing and spitting every so often.
D: You know, it does my heart good to see a Slytherin pure-blood falling for a mud…*cough* muggle born. Excuse me for I must have something in my throat. Do I have something in my throat Serverus, do I? Do I, Serverus? Do I have something in my throat? What do you th…
S: You must have had ssssssomthing in your throat, sir.
D: And I must say Professor Sprout was right! That new biology fad, the secret cameras hidden in plants, CAMO-flauge allows me to see every corner of the school! In high def too! The students' social lives are quite fascinating. Do you find them fascinating Serverus, do….
S: Of courssssssssse, sir.
What's this? Dumbledor is spying on his pupils? Did anyone notice that there is a pupil as in student and pupil as in pupil-of-the eye pupil? Hermione and Malfoy?? Que hora es?! And might Ron hold the secrets to everything? What will he tell Harry? Now, if you liked this and want more, review or vote on my polls. If you don't I will discontinue Harry Potter and the Dungeon of Misdemeanors. And Midnight Stumble.