Edward
by: Not so Different from You
Disclaimer: I do not own the Twilight Saga written by Stephenie Meyer or Judas by Lady Gaga. I just decided to write this little parody of the Twilight Saga because I was bored and because I also thought the Hillywood parodies of the Twilight saga were hilarious. I hope you enjoy!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Edward, Ed-wa-ard
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Edward, Ed-wa-ard
Edward, Ed-a-wa-ard,
Edward, Ed-a-wa-ard,
Edward, Ed-a-wa-ard,
Edward, and Bella!
When he comes to me I am ready
I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after I've asked, he denies me
Ah-ah-ah-oh-uh-uh-uh
Ah-ah-ah-oh-uh-uh-uh
I'll break him down, break him down down
Ah-ah-ah-oh-uh-uh-uh
Ah-ah-ah-oh-uh-uh-uh
A king with no crown,
King with no crown
I am just a human fool
and Jacob, it's so cruel,
but I'm still in love with Edward, baby
I am just a human fool,
and Jacob, it's so cruel,
but I'm still in love with Edward, baby
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Edward, Ed-wa-ard
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Edward, Ed-wa-ard
Edward, Ed-a-wa-ard,
Edward, Ed-a-wa-ard,
Edward, Ed-a-wa-ard,
Edward, and Bella!
I couldn't love a man so purely,
Even God should forgive his sparkly ways,
I've learned love is really just a game,
and all you need is a guy to make you happy
Ah-ah-ah-oh-uh-uh-uh
Ah-ah-ah-oh-uh-uh-uh
I'll break him down, break him down down
Ah-ah-ah-oh-uh-uh-uh
Ah-ah-ah-oh-uh-uh-uh
A king with no crown,
King with no crown
I am just a human fool
and Jacob, it's so cruel,
but I'm still in love with Edward, baby
I am just a human fool,
and Jacob, it's so cruel,
but I'm still in love with Edward, baby
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Edward, Ed-wa-ard
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Edward, Ed-wa-ard
EW!
In the most mortal sense,
I am beyond repentance,
Girl, emo, mother-to-be,
vomits her blood
But in the immortal sense,
I am so freaking intense,
Edward, kiss me if offenced,
Or wear a condom next time
I wanna love you,
but something's pulling me away from you,
Jacob is my virtue,
and Edward is the demon I cling to,
I cling to!
I am just a vampire fool
and Jacob, it's so cruel,
but I'm still in love with Edward, baby
I am just a vampire fool,
and Jacob, it's so cruel,
but I'm still in love with Edward, baby
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Edward, Ed-wa-ard
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Edward, Ed-wa-ard
Edward, Ed-a-wa-ard,
Edward, Ed-a-wa-ard,
Edward, Ed-a-wa-ard,
Edward, and Bella!