10 Reasons Not To Be A Witch
Newt eyes, yum yum yum
Beautiful GREEN skin … sexy
Your laugh would be ridiculous! Cackle cackle
Mostly ugly
The world has so few virgins left, so most of your spells wouldn't work.
If you fall in love, he'll probably die.
Feared by all
Burnt on a stake… mmm steak
Doesn't matter how good you are, no one will trust you
Spells back fire so easily.
Then again… FREAKING MAGIC HELLS YEAH!