Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Dia, Pearl, and Platina were locked in a really small something x something room together. Really small. So small everyone was standing too close to each other and personal space was violated all around. Also pretend this isn't about minors.
The majority had claustrophobia and were drinking milk. Some were eating hotpockets Dia made because Dia likes to cook so they were there. The hotpockets exploded sideways if you took a bite though so Crystal and Yellow were drowning in tomato sauce and pepperoni. Except no one could help them because they were trying not to drown too. They had all gone in the room to trade Shaymin because everyone loves Shaymin, but a scary Pikachu with a mustache holding and oily cheese roll locked them all in. That cheese roll made Ruby and Platina shudder, it was that oily
Suddenly the walls gave in and Gold screamed like a pussy and a vortex appeared and often another scream was heard and Blue threw her milk in the vortex and it warped a Shaymin in half. Red, Blue, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire and Dia bawled. Yellow and Crystal were still drowning. Shaymin bled all over Green's shoe and Silver's ass. So Silver kicked it into some spilt milk. Suddenly the milk came alive and turned into cheese. Pearl gasped impatiently. The cheese turned so oily even Dia wouldn't eat it. Then a Pikachu with a mustache popped into being and slapped Sapphire's kneecap slowly.
Sapphire's immediate action was to kick it and it's brains split and it became a discarded road kill Shaymin. And the door wasn't locked. And the hallway was filled with yogurt and cottage cheese. But no one cared enough to care and they all left. Gold and Silver escorted Crystal out and took her to a hospital. Yellow was forgotten.