Okay, sit down kiddos and let me tell you a story. You've probably heard this somewhere before me, but who gives a shit, am I right? Anyway, one day there was a girl, and she was not the brightest tool in the shed. She would stumble and fall, and she would say stupid things out loud like a fucking idiot. Ha, which she was.

But anyway, this girl (let's call her Frisk) thought that it would be a good idea to run away from her home. Why? Because she was a coward. She was running from her problems as always, and ran all the way to the top of a mountain. This mountain was home to a cult of people. Those weirdos believe in God's and Goddesses, and they are lead by this one man. But they aren't important yet, so we'll move on.

While Frisk was running through the mountain forest, she fell. She fell right into a hole, and hit her head. There was a lot of blood, but luckily, I found her. And while she was knocked out, I tended to her. I might of also stole something from her, but what was she going to do with it anyway? When Frisk woke up, I introduced myself, and naturally got a strange look. But I just went along with it. Frisk was a human, you know? And I needed her soul. But then something strange happened.

When I tried killing her with "Friendliness Pellets" she dodged them. "What are you doing?" I asked her. She's supposed to be ignorant of this place. Ignorant of me. Why is she dodging them? I tried again, and again. But it was useless, she wouldn't run into the bullets. So I decided to drop the act. I figured there was something fishy about Frisk. She was an idiot, but I guess the bump on her head made her a teensy bit smart. You may ask me, "Golly Flowey, why kill her after you made her better? Didn't you say you tended to her?" And to that I say, yes I did tend to her. But I only did it for her soul.

You see, Frisk was not the first human to fall. She was the eighth human. The first being a friend of mine. If Frisk had died from the blood loss of the fall, her soul would have been taken immediately by... this friend of mine. This friend I had died a long time ago, and they are buried under the golden flowers here, where Frisk fell. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Oh please, I don't need your pity. What I need is for you to shut up and listen to the story, got that? Good.

As I was about to kill Frisk, I was attacked from behind by the keeper. She makes sure this dump is kept clean, but she does a shitty job of it. I was thrown askance, and she took the child with her. Great, I thought, another one. Gone. I had not had good luck with getting any human souls, but once I did get some I would be strong. Strong enough to break the barrier. Don't know what that is, huh? Well let me fill you in. The underground, home of the monsters, is sealed with a barrier made by the humans. No one is sure how the humans managed to make the barrier, considering its nigh impossible for them to use magic.

I suspect a traitor amongst us. So do a lot of others. But they don't live in these parts of the Underground. As I was saying, the keepers name was Toriel, and she was a nice lady I guess. She was a goat monster, and she used fire. That's about as much as I'm going to tell you for now. Toriel had been the reason for my lack of human souls, and I had to get one past her. Just one would be enough for the barrier, and I had yet to get one. I decided I would follow them, just to see the child that had fallen.

Frisk was an odd child. She didn't seem phased by anything, her face was a mask of indifference. Frisk did a lot of boring stuff, too. She wasn't as entertaining as the other humans who had fallen. But then I noticed something. They had it.

I should explain some more now should I? God, it's like I'm the only one caught up. Do you know what a save file is? No? Well let me explain. It's a lot like those video games you humans play. You stop at a save spot, which cannot be seen by others naturally, and you save your progress. How? Well that I can't answer. I used to be able to save, you know. I could also reset. What? You don't know what that is either? Ugh! Your hopeless!

Having the ability to reset is like being able to go back in time. If you die, you just go to the save screen, there you can reset your save file from the last save spot. Or if you have enough power, you can do a true rest. That's when you reset your whole save file from the very beginning. No one remembers but you and anyone else who previously shared the power. I saw Frisk at her save spot, I could see it because I also had the ability to save before. I lost it though. To some one else.

Who? You want to know who I lost it to? Don't worry, we'll get to him in the story later on. Frisk had saved, and went to find Toriel in the living room. I was under the floor boards hiding. The only good thing about being in this form, is that I can go where ever I want in the Underground. And I don't get tired, like you two legged simians do. Frisk asked Toriel when she could leave. And Toriel just sort of ignored her. That was pretty funny, actually. Because Frisk just stood there expecting her to say something else.

When she asked again, Toriel got up, and went into the chamber. I knew what she was going to do, and I also knew this was my chance. Like the other souls, Frisk followed Toriel into the chamber. The conversation was not the same as the other ones though. I knew I had to get out of the Ruins fast. Toriel was planning to destroy the door to the Ruins, and if that happened I definitely wasn't leaving.

Now here is my favorite part of the story. In the beginning of this tale, this is the true turning point. Toriel faced around, demanding that the human fight her, or leave. It was wonderful. That old woman fought with her might, but in the end Frisk killed her. I won't repeat her last words though. She doesn't deserve it in my opinion. With the door open again, I quickly raced to the end to meet the human. I wanted to say so much to them! When she came outside, she had a sullen expression on her face.

When she saw me, she looked very wary. Heh, she was scared of what I was going to say. It was comical. "You and I are just alike you know." I said. "We're the same, and that's why you killed her. Don't worry, being like me doesn't make you 'bad', it just makes you less of a coward is all." She looked back into the Ruins, and walked back in. I was confused then. What was she doing? Where was she going? Then I knew. She regretted killing the old lady. She felt bad about it. Ha! That was the most hilarious thing ever! She really thought she could save everyone on her journey, did she? Even the small froggits were important to her.

Frisk was truly an idiot.

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Well, this is something new huh? I guess you might have been expecting a new chapter for the Seal, but I wanted to give you guys something else. Call it a present for mothers day, if you want. Though I would strongly advise that you not read this one aloud to your little cousins. What with all the cursing. Any who, if your new to the story, then please go to my account. I have updates about the story and what its about. If you have questions then please leave a review, I would appreciate it. And those of you returning, keep bring in the views. I cry every time the number climbs, so please follow me for updates!

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