OK, this is my first Yu-Gi-Oh fic, so go easy! I would love reviews,
obviously, but no flames! Thanks be to . *evil cackle* ... my sister and
sistah .
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, unfortunately. (It will come with time.)
CHAPTER ONE: YAMI BAKURA AND ABNORMAL SUGAR REACTIONS
Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, Ryou Bakura, and Seto sat on a couch, waiting for Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Tea and Mokuba to return with . their Halloween candy.
Scandalized at the thought of Trick-or-Treating, they had sent out the others to get candy for them. Well, they didn't really want candy, but the less evil characters had decided to have some fun. So Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, Ryou Bakura and Seto were waiting and playing games to pass the time.
"There once was a Yami," Yami Bakura started their game.
"The Yami jumped off a cliff," Seto added, grinning.
Glaring, Yami Yugi interjected, ".but was saved by their faithful Dark Magician."
"The way he talks about that guy, you'd think they're in love," Seto muttered to Ryou. Ryou looked disturbed and edged away.
"Your turn, Ryou," Yami Bakura said, glaring evilly.
"Um," Ryou said intelligently.
Seto whispered something in his ear. Ryou looked shocked.
"Uh," Ryou continued, "the Dark Magician and Yami Yugi started to ."
Seto was smirking. The doorbell rang.
"That's probably some Trick-or-Treaters!" Yami Yugi said hurriedly. "Come on!"
Carefully arranging his expression to look especially sadistic, Yami Bakura opened the door.
"Trick or Treat!" said a little boy at their feet. Yami Bakura raised one eyebrow in an expression that spoke volumes.
"I'll handle this," Ryou said quickly. "After all," he added very quietly, "there are legal charges involved in killing young children." Yami Bakura grinned, which was a particularly terrifying thing. The little boy edged away.
"Huh? Candy? Oh, wait, we have some ." Ryou reached inside and grabbed the basket of candy. There were many pieces of chocolate, each shaped like a millenium item and wrapped in gold foil.
The boy snatched the chocolate Millenium Ring and giggled, pointing at Yami Bakura, "hey, I got your ring!"
Yami Bakura's expression was rapidly becoming murderous. Prudently stepping on the Tomb Raider's foot, Yami Yugi slammed the door shut. Then he turned on Yami Bakura.
"What did I say about killing small children?" Yami Yugi said, turning to glare at Yami Bakura.
"I'm not supposed to do it," Yami Bakura sulked. "I had a fit of rage. If that child was under my care, it would be dead . several million times over."
"That's why we aren't letting you have children, Bakura," Seto said, steering them back to the couch. "Now, where were we? Ah, yes, the Dark Magician and Yami Yugi were ."
(Enter the Dark Magician.)
"The Dark Magician and Yami Yugi were what?" the Dark Magician inquired.
Seto leaned backwards and looked straight up. "Could you shrink or something? You make me feel . vertically challenged."
"Good thing Yugi's not here," Yami Yugi said.
(Enter Yugi.)
"Dark Magician," Yugi said, staring at the Dark Magician's shin, "could you bend down or something?"
"Afraid not," the Dark Magician said apologetically. "I got new armor, it's a bit stiff."
Yugi tried to look up at the Dark Magician. He ended up tilting his head too far back, though, and toppled over backwards.
Ryou, Seto, and the Yamis began to laugh. Gathering the remains of his dignity, Yugi stood up and tapped the Dark Magician's knee.
The Dark Magician, naturally, didn't notice. He was looking at the bats Tea had suspended from the ceiling earlier that day.
Yugi finally started jumping up and down on the Dark Magician's foot.
Things might have been nasty had not the rest of the vagrant Trick-or- Treaters suddenly appeared. Each looked rather odd. Perhaps, Yami Yugi reflected, it was because they all were grinning hugely. That, and the candy wrappers suspended from the points of the hair of Joey and Tristan.
"That's sick," Seto muttered to Yami Yugi as Joey and Tristan began to skip around in circles. (The Dark Magician had retreated to . someplace.) Yami Yugi nodded agreement. For the second time that evening, Yami Bakura looked ready to kill.
"What," Ryou said in a tone nearly as evil as his Yami's (Yami Bakura grinned and muttered "corruption is working"), "have you been doing?!"
"Whoa," Tea mumbled, banging her head repeatedly against Joey's hair spike. "Good stuff. Better than that pot we had last night - I mean, um," she continued. Yami Yugi noticed an intriguing pack of . sugar pellets?!? . clutched in Tea's hand. Yugi seemed slightly less affected than the others, although his eyes had a slightly glazed look.
"Oh, no," Yami Yugi said with a wicked grin spreading across his face. "I should have known."
"What?" Yami Bakura asked, and then upon seeing the evil grin on the other Yami's face, began to smirk.
"Abnormal reactions to sugar," Yami Yugi said, and then collapsed into laughter.
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, unfortunately. (It will come with time.)
CHAPTER ONE: YAMI BAKURA AND ABNORMAL SUGAR REACTIONS
Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, Ryou Bakura, and Seto sat on a couch, waiting for Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Tea and Mokuba to return with . their Halloween candy.
Scandalized at the thought of Trick-or-Treating, they had sent out the others to get candy for them. Well, they didn't really want candy, but the less evil characters had decided to have some fun. So Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, Ryou Bakura and Seto were waiting and playing games to pass the time.
"There once was a Yami," Yami Bakura started their game.
"The Yami jumped off a cliff," Seto added, grinning.
Glaring, Yami Yugi interjected, ".but was saved by their faithful Dark Magician."
"The way he talks about that guy, you'd think they're in love," Seto muttered to Ryou. Ryou looked disturbed and edged away.
"Your turn, Ryou," Yami Bakura said, glaring evilly.
"Um," Ryou said intelligently.
Seto whispered something in his ear. Ryou looked shocked.
"Uh," Ryou continued, "the Dark Magician and Yami Yugi started to ."
Seto was smirking. The doorbell rang.
"That's probably some Trick-or-Treaters!" Yami Yugi said hurriedly. "Come on!"
Carefully arranging his expression to look especially sadistic, Yami Bakura opened the door.
"Trick or Treat!" said a little boy at their feet. Yami Bakura raised one eyebrow in an expression that spoke volumes.
"I'll handle this," Ryou said quickly. "After all," he added very quietly, "there are legal charges involved in killing young children." Yami Bakura grinned, which was a particularly terrifying thing. The little boy edged away.
"Huh? Candy? Oh, wait, we have some ." Ryou reached inside and grabbed the basket of candy. There were many pieces of chocolate, each shaped like a millenium item and wrapped in gold foil.
The boy snatched the chocolate Millenium Ring and giggled, pointing at Yami Bakura, "hey, I got your ring!"
Yami Bakura's expression was rapidly becoming murderous. Prudently stepping on the Tomb Raider's foot, Yami Yugi slammed the door shut. Then he turned on Yami Bakura.
"What did I say about killing small children?" Yami Yugi said, turning to glare at Yami Bakura.
"I'm not supposed to do it," Yami Bakura sulked. "I had a fit of rage. If that child was under my care, it would be dead . several million times over."
"That's why we aren't letting you have children, Bakura," Seto said, steering them back to the couch. "Now, where were we? Ah, yes, the Dark Magician and Yami Yugi were ."
(Enter the Dark Magician.)
"The Dark Magician and Yami Yugi were what?" the Dark Magician inquired.
Seto leaned backwards and looked straight up. "Could you shrink or something? You make me feel . vertically challenged."
"Good thing Yugi's not here," Yami Yugi said.
(Enter Yugi.)
"Dark Magician," Yugi said, staring at the Dark Magician's shin, "could you bend down or something?"
"Afraid not," the Dark Magician said apologetically. "I got new armor, it's a bit stiff."
Yugi tried to look up at the Dark Magician. He ended up tilting his head too far back, though, and toppled over backwards.
Ryou, Seto, and the Yamis began to laugh. Gathering the remains of his dignity, Yugi stood up and tapped the Dark Magician's knee.
The Dark Magician, naturally, didn't notice. He was looking at the bats Tea had suspended from the ceiling earlier that day.
Yugi finally started jumping up and down on the Dark Magician's foot.
Things might have been nasty had not the rest of the vagrant Trick-or- Treaters suddenly appeared. Each looked rather odd. Perhaps, Yami Yugi reflected, it was because they all were grinning hugely. That, and the candy wrappers suspended from the points of the hair of Joey and Tristan.
"That's sick," Seto muttered to Yami Yugi as Joey and Tristan began to skip around in circles. (The Dark Magician had retreated to . someplace.) Yami Yugi nodded agreement. For the second time that evening, Yami Bakura looked ready to kill.
"What," Ryou said in a tone nearly as evil as his Yami's (Yami Bakura grinned and muttered "corruption is working"), "have you been doing?!"
"Whoa," Tea mumbled, banging her head repeatedly against Joey's hair spike. "Good stuff. Better than that pot we had last night - I mean, um," she continued. Yami Yugi noticed an intriguing pack of . sugar pellets?!? . clutched in Tea's hand. Yugi seemed slightly less affected than the others, although his eyes had a slightly glazed look.
"Oh, no," Yami Yugi said with a wicked grin spreading across his face. "I should have known."
"What?" Yami Bakura asked, and then upon seeing the evil grin on the other Yami's face, began to smirk.
"Abnormal reactions to sugar," Yami Yugi said, and then collapsed into laughter.