"Hello everyone! I'm your super-peppy ultra cute fan girl Mysty! Welcome! Today we shall go on an adventure! Wont that be fun?" An image of an ultra cute girl is presented. Wide-eyed and very bubbly she stalks toward the television. Yes, there is a television in the completely random place she is in.
"Oh wow! A television!" the girl gets stupidly close to the television. "I wonder what will happen when I turn it on."
She makes a motion to push the little button which will turn on the television and stops. "I know! I'll go get the remote."
Please don't be upset with her…she's very slow.
"Found it!" With a very spiffy jump she presses the power button…something she could have done five seconds ago because the power button was on the television to begin with.
"O! Shiny!" The TV begins to emit sparkly lights, and, oh my gosh! It is even glowing!
Pressing her face closer to the television the super-peppy girl gets sucked into the world of…Yugioh?
Admiring her surroundings she gasps! Everything is so…three dimensional! Yay!
Turning around Mysty sees a familiar face: Seto Kaiba's!
"Oh my gosh! It's Seto!" Mysty squeals, which sounds very much like a little piggy, and runs after Seto Kaiba.
"Kaiba! Kaiba!" She yells.
Seto Kaiba stops and hugs his laptop which he carries everywhere with him to his chest.
Mysty follows the path right up to him because they are in a park. Yes, a park. Randomly, because Mysty fell there and Seto…well, let's just pretend he lost his car slash limo type key thingies.
"Who in the world are you?" He glares at her.
"I'm Mysty: a super-peppy ultra cute fan girl!"
He snarls at her and tells her to back away because he has mace which he conveniently carries on his keychain to keep away his stalkers.
Mysty does her super-peppy ultra cute fan girl attack: Mary-sue charm™.
Kaiba is instantly mesmerized and invites her back to his large mansion. She readily accepts.
At the Kaiba mansion Seto tells her to make herself comfortable on his large four-poster bed. Rummaging around in his cellar, he emerges with a bottle of wine and proceeds to entertain his guest.
Seto watches in amusement as the bottle of wine is finished up by Mysty.
"Hehehe, I feel so drunk that I think I could sleep with you." Her voice slurs as she begins to try to undress herself.
Seto Kaiba begins to gasp as the Mary-sue charm™ begins to where off.
Oh please! Someone save him from badly written fan fiction!
"Aha, that's the last button!" She pulls open her shirt to reveal…
Another shirt? "Damn it! That isn't supposed to happen." She rips the shirt again and, wow, it appears that another shirt is underneath it!
"Agh! Why is this happening?" She cries out.
While Mysty goes through a midlife crisis of not be able to reveal herself, Seto has fully shaken himself free of the charmed attack and called his security guards.
As the haul her away she continues to rip at her shirt. "Why wont this thing show my-"
Seto Kaiba takes the liberty to cut her off, "Because, my dear Mary-sue, you are in the dubbed version," Seto gives an all knowing smirk, "and in the dub, there is absolutely no foul language, and thank goodness, there is censuring for unattractive women like you. Good bye."
With that the scene begins to end and Seto thanks his dueling deck that the Yugioh version he is now in is dubbed.
Yes, plot bunny one down….got to' get the second one to go away now. Chaos and kisses to all, Mysty….not the Mary-sue, but the lovable author.