The Great Fox was docked proudly at a McDonalds located on a deserted South Carolina country road... But not far away, an occurance of massively epic proportions was taking place: bacon was being cooked.
"MOXY COP!" The large, but stylish man hollered. "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BACONNNN?" Mr. Wobble Bottom's voice echoed down the hall.
A small dog's head appeared. He was ready for some bacon.
Moxy Cop, the dog, enjoyed this bacon very thoroughly. However, he was not fond of the egg shake because it tasted like horse shit.
Stinky Cat, aka Ashley Pinales, wanted some bacon, but Stinky Cat is a whore; she's pregnant. Therefore, Stinky Cat received no bacon, but was forced to eat only the ill-prepared eggs that Moxy Cop vomitted onto the carpet.
The end.