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Chapter 1.

" I'm pregnant."
" Excuse me? Your what?" Dave replied. His alarmed eyes and panicked voice were enough for Jennifer Jareau to realise he was in no means happy by this revelation. The young blonde agent ran her hand through her hair sighing. It wasn't often that David Rossi was speechless, but right now was one of those times.
" I'm pregnant Dave," JJ repeated. David Rossi stared back at her. Okay, she definitely wasn't joking around. At fifty-six years of age, this was not something he'd ever planned on happening. Sure he regretted not having children in his youth but now as he grew older he was looking forward to retiring with no responsibilities.
" JJ it was only one time? Are you sure it's mine?" Dave questioned without thinking of the words he was saying.
" Of course it's yours Dave! I don't go around sleeping with my colleagues. This cannot be happening with you? Anyone but you," JJ panicked pacing back and forth on the spot. Dave was going to retort at the insult, but closed his mouth before he said anything he may regret.
" Are you keeping it?" Dave asked worriedly. JJ stopped on the spot and stared back at him. The look in her bright blue eyes gave him the answer he was looking for.
" We don't have to tell anyone you're the father. I'm perfectly capable of raising this child by myself. I don't want a father in her life who'll just leave us at the first sign of trouble," JJ admitted. Dave paused for a few seconds.
"Her?" Dave asked curiously. JJ laughed slightly.
" The doctor says I'm only twelve weeks. But I have a feeling it's a girl," JJ replied smiling into the distance, subconsciously placing her hand upon her stomach.
" JJ...I don't know. I'm not saying I don't want involved but it's a lot to take in. Just give me some time to get my head around it," told Dave. Many thoughts of dirty nappies and early morning wake-ups were currently floating around inside his head.
JJ nodded. " It was a one time thing Dave. Neither of us expected this but I'm doing it with or without you. It's your choice." On that note, JJ turned on her heels and headed out of Dave's office. Hearing the door shut, Dave sank down into his seat.
A stupid drunken one-night-stand after a tough case a few months ago was going to come back to bite him. And it was going to bite him hard.

As Dave packed away his files for the weekend, there was a knock on his office door. Before he could reply to enter, the door was thrust open and a furious looking Emily Prentiss stormed inside.
" You idiot! You absolute idiot! This is all your fault, if it wasn't for you this wouldn't be happening. Men! I just had to sleep with David Rossi didn't I? I was drunk, you took advantage..." Emily started.
Dave looked back at Emily confused.
" Can I ask what I've done to piss you off? And I didn't take advantage, if you remember I was probably more drunk than you," David replied baffled.
" The doctors confirmed it. I'm pregnant Dave, nine freaking weeks pregnant. This is all your fault. I wanted a baby with the perfect man and settle down, not you! Anyone but you!" she screamed, her face turning red with fury and her fists clenching into tight balls.
At that moment, David Rossi swore his heart stopped beating. He quickly grabbed onto the nearby desk to steady himself. Did she just say pregnant? She definitely just said pregnant. But she couldn't be pregnant. JJ was pregnant, Emily could not be pregnant too.
" Snap out of it Rossi! Did you even hear what I just said!" the brunette shouted angrily.
" P..pregnant?" he stuttered, in utter shock. He needed to know he heard her right, surely this couldn't be happening. Was this some terrible nightmare?
" Yes, pregnant. As in bun in the oven, as in having your freaking child. Me, Emily Prentiss, is having David fricking Rossi's child. Why does God hate me, he must hate me so much. Anyone but you!" Emily shouted, running her hand through her brunette locks angrily. Keen to change the subject before he was insulted even further, David sighed.
" Are you sure it's mine?" he questioned. At that moment, if looks could kill, he would be a dead man.
" Of course it's yours! Are you implying I sleep around!" screeched Emily, her eyes darting round for something nearby to throw at him. Preferring at his head.
" I wasn't implying anything Emily. What are you going to do?" he asked. If possible, her face filled with more fury. What had he said now?
" What am I going to do? What am I going to do? As if I'd have a abortion, you knew what I went through the first time. I can't believe you even asked me that. I can't believe I'm even standing here. Why did I even tell you? My child will be better off fatherless than have David freaking Rossi as their father. Screw you Rossi."
On that note, the door of his office slammed shut.

It took Rossi a few moments to process what just happened. He'd barely had chance to get his head around JJ's revelation, and now this? This had to be a nightmare. This couldn't be real, could it? He had two of his colleagues pregnant. Two! He'd never planned to be a father, and he certainly didn't want to become one at his stage of life. He couldn't just ignore the fact he'd impregnated two woman though. Two woman who were best friends nonetheless. Two woman who meant a lot to him, and meant a lot to the team. His life would not be worth living when the men found out. Scrap that, his life would not be worth living the second Penelope Garcia found out.

This could not be happening.