CHAPTER 1
The squad was asleep, then suddenly...
' ' GUYS I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA ' ' Nevaria kicked the door down, waking most people up.
``What now-`` Tomnyan peaked out from the side of his bed.
' ' guess what we're going to ikea ' ' Nevaria replied.
``...what.`` Venoct looked at Nevaria for a few seconds.
``You woke me up just for this trip!?`` Snow replied with a yawn shortly after.
' ' dont blame me it was komaspires idea ' ' Nevaria replied to the couple.
"lies." Tea walked into the room.
' ' oh really now? ' '
``Okay, I just woke up, I have a headache already, can we please stop arguing.`` Tomnyan asked in a tone that just screamed "sick of life."
"Nya...Morning Guys!" Tempenyan got up and walked over to Nevaria.
"So,What Are We Doing Today,Nya?" Tempy asked the supposably drunk woman.
' ' we're doing a 24 hour challenge in ikea , good idea right ? ' ' Nevaria answered.
``No. It isn't.`` Snow glared at Nevaria.
' ' alright everyone get ready and get in the car we don't have all day here ' ' Nevaria told the squad, walking out.
The squad got ready and hopped into the car.
``Someone turn aircon on already-`` Tomnyan asked.
' ' fine ' ' Komaspire turned it on.
Tempy was playing with his bell, and dropped his scarf while doing so, as a few others were looking out the window, Ven and Snow were having a moment, Tea and Koma were driving, and the others were doing whatever.
"So Nevaria what's the plan" Tea asked.
' ' well all we need to do is hide behind boxes or something its simple enough ' ' She replied.
"Are We There Yet,Nya?" Tempy asked.
' ' no shut up before i throw you out the car ' ' Nevaria threatend Tempy.
"Hey! Meanie!" Tempy looked out the window to see Nate being *INSPIRITED BY BOOHOO*.
The squad looked at him for a second and then just drove off to the nearest Ikea.
' ' ok we're here ' ' Komaspire said, hopping out.
``Finallyg, Ig wasg aboutg tog jumpg outg theg windowg.`` Ronald said, on Tomnyan's shoulder.
``How were you bored it was a 5 minute drive.`` Tomnyan replied.
``Becauseg itg feltg likeg twog yearsg!`` Ronald replied, raising his voice at him.
``No need to be so hostile about it-`` Tomnyan sighed.
Nevaria was leading the way into the furnitre store. ' ' okay if we're sneaky enough we won't get seen hiding in some boxes ' '
The rest nodded, following the crazy woman.
' ' ok these boxes look nice and big enough to move and stay in ' ' Nevaria pointed out some boxes.
Koma and Tea moves the boxes out of the way, and let everyone in.
"Nya,Are People Gonna Find Us?" Tempy asked.
' ' i hope so they get you ' ' Nevaria replied.
"Meanie..." Tempy looked over to Sumi and Miyuki. Miyuki was showing Sumi a drawing of her killing a bunch of Noko's in a one woman war.
``Uh, what do we do if we get found?`` Venoct asked.
' ' we either get kicked out or just kill them ' ' Nevaria replied.
``...makes sense.`` Snow said, looking around the area.
' ' don't you guys agree that this place needs a remodel ? ' ' Komaspire suggested.
"True, it does seem a little boring around here, especially if we're just sleeping on metal." Tea replied.
``So how do we expand it?`` Tom asked.
``Inflationg!`` Ronald replied.
``RONALD NO-`` Tom shouted.
' ' keep it down or we'll be caught ' ' Nevaria warned him.
``...right.`` Tom looked to Nevaria, before glancing to Ronald.
``Don'tg lookg atg meg. Ig didn'tg dog anythingg.``
``...sure ya didn't.`` Tom shook his head.
``Shakeg yourg headg atg meg againg andg you'reg gettingg outg ofg thisg fortg.`` Ronald replied in a mad tone.
``Okay okay fine.`` Tomnyan stayed silent aftwards.
' ' guys shush someones outside ' ' Nevaria pointed out.
"Nya?" Tempy looked outside froma gap in the boxes.
' ' that doesn't mean speak tempy ' '
". . ." Tempy laid down, and attempted to sleep.
' ' good cat ' ' Nevaria patted Tempy, but instead slapped him.
"Nyaow!"
' ' SHUSH THEY'RE ONTO US ' ' Komaspire told Tempy in a loud-ish tone.
Everyone stayed silent as someone looked around the area in suspicion, thankfully, they left the isle.
' ' we were almost caught because of a certain cat ' ' Nevaria pointed to Tempy.
"Nya,Stop Being Such A Meanie,Nevaria!" Tempy glared at Nevaria... well, barely.
``Alright, you two get along or I'll resort to KNIVES!`` Miyuki said, somehow happy about it.
``Calm down, my child.`` Eterna told Miyuki.
``No.``
``Yes.``
``NO!``
``Yees.``
``I give up, the hag wins.`` Miyuki said.
``...rude.``
``Don't treat Eterna like that.`` Insomni said, defending Eterna.
Tempy was somehow sleeping through all this.
``Yes, listen to your grandmothers.`` Snow butted in
Hours later...
' ' okay it's nearly midnight and they're shutting in five minutes ' ' Komaspire pointed out on a pocket watch he conveniently had in his pocket.
"Oh cool" Tea replied.
An announcement was heard.
"The store will be closing in five minutes! All people will be kicked out if found when the place closes. Thank you." The announcement stated.
' ' nah we won't be kicked out ' ' Nevaria replied, drinking some wine she got out of nowhere.
' ' by the way since i'm bored , after they close want me to inspirit one of you ? ' '
``No, children are here. Like Katie and Bear! THINK OF TEMPY!`` Eterna said.
' ' wait the humans are here ' ' Komaspire looked at Eterna, then Katie and Bear.
``...uh, hi.`` They both said awkwardly.
' ' oh , right ' ' Nevaria got up.
The squad looked at her in confusion.
' ' alright whos gonna be in charge of making this an actual fort instead of a small cramped place that is barely organized ? ' ' Nevaria asked.
"Nya?" Tempy woke up. "Oh! Me!" Tempy said, hopping up.
' ' mh . . . ok fine the dumb cats in charge of getting things from the store whos in charge of decoration ' '
``Ooh! Me!`` Katie said. ``I'm good at decorating!``
' ' ok i can trust katie with this job ' ' Nevaria
Tempy moved some boxes and hopped out.
' ' don't get caught . . . or do you're not my cat ' ' Nevaria closed the gap behind Tempy with the box he moved.
' ' okay you all can organize things while katie decorates ok ? ' ' Komaspire suggested, as they all nodded.
Suddenly, an announcement was heard.
"The store is now closing, thanks for coming."
' ' so it begins ' '