Friends season 11 episode 1
The one with all the change
Scene opens in Monica and chandlers apartment. Everyone is looking at the apartment.
Monica: I'm going to miss this place so much.
Ross: I know I can't believe that someone else is going to be living here. It's just not right.
Phoebe: we are going to miss this apartment so much
Rachel: its been a big part of all our lives.
Joey: I know its like this apartment was our little baby and we all took care of it and now it's leaving all of us.
They all look up at Joey with questioning looks except Monica.
Monica: wait a minute everyone is so upset about losing the apartment, what about us? What about me and chandler! No one here is crying over us.
Rachel: oh honey we're all going to miss you the most.
Ross: yeah of course
Monica: really. Okay. That's good. For a second there I thought the apartment had won this competition!
They all look down at the ground.
Monica: THE APARTMENT WON! What no way I can not lose to this apartment.
Chandler walks out from the spare bedroom with the buggy
Chandler: the babies have been fed, their diapers have changed and they are now asleep. And now we really have to go honey the car is waiting down stairs.
Monica: we are not going anywhere I have to win, this apartment can not win.
Chandler waves goodbye to everyone and places his hand on Monica's back pushing her towards the door.
Monica: I have to win
Chandler: I know honey you can win with the next house.
The opening credits appear
The scene opens in Ross' apartment. The door opens and Ross tip toes in. Rachel looks up at him from the couch.
Rachel: hey you.
Ross: hey I was trying to be quiet I thought you were asleep. I don't do this all the time.
Rachel: its two o'clock in the afternoon, why would I be asleep?
Ross: okay I was pretending to be James Bond.
Rachel laughed at this
Rachel: you are so wonderfully weird.
She kissed him gently on the lips. Running her fingers through his hair. He placed his hand on the small of her back and pulled her closer to him.
Rachel: so do you have to save the world now or do you have some time.
Ross: I've got some time
He led her back to the bedroom but they stopped when Rachel banged her head of the door frame. They shrugged and continued. Ross bangs his head of the door frame as well.
Rachel: you know I was thinking this apartment is kind of small.
Ross murmured and continued to leave a trail of kisses down her neck.
Rachel: I think we should move.
Ross stops altogether
Ross: what. Why? I love this apartment you know that.
Rachel: I know but I don't want to raise Emma here it's too small. We couldn't even make it to the bedroom without getting hurt
Ross: I guess. But where would we move.
Rachel gazes out the window looking at Monica and chandlers old apartment.
Scene closes and opens in the coffee house. Phoebe enters and sits down on the couch beside Joey.
Joey: I can't believe there gone. It doesn't seem real at all
Phoebe: I know what you mean
Joey: I don't want anymore changes that's it were all staying where we are. No changes, no more marriages, no moving and definitely no pregnancy.
Phoebe: well we can't not have any more changes you know. Were not able to just put our lives on hold Joey. You know.
Joey: I know, but one can hope right?
Phoebe: yeah I wouldn't do that.
Joey: what why?
Phoebe: no reason em I have to go
Joey: where to?
Phoebe: em my green ham and egg discussion group
Joey: okay see you later then
Scene closes and opens in a doctor's office. Phoebe is sitting on the bed in a hospital gown. The doctor enters.
Phoebe: so what are the results?
Doctor: your two months pregnant.
Phoebe: oh my. So much for Joeys no change.
the credits appear on screen