How Not to Fall In Love with a Player

Chapter 1

Lima, Ohio. It's a small town. If you asked the resident of Lima they would tell you it was a little too small. Hardly anything big ever happened here. It was a town where everybody knew everybody, and your business was everybody's business. She couldn't walk down the street without hearing the old ladies whispering about what new scandal was going on, and who was involved. The local celebrities in this town were whoever had been caught in the nastiest scandal. Even if you didn't want to get involve in the local gossip you didn't have a choice. No matter where you went in Lima or where you live you were bound to here something.

No one needed to by the Lima Newsweek because whatever was going on in this town all you had to was go to the grocery store or even to your neighbor and your were going hear everything. People in this small little forgotten town loved to talk. And you can bet that the day that little Santana Lopez was born in Lima General Hospital that the talk was at an all time high.

The Lopez's were an odd addition in Lima. Most people in this town were natives. Born and breed here, but no the Lopez's actually moved here. Everyone was surprised to see two moving trucks pull up early in the morning. They were even more shocked to see a Hispanic couple pull up out of their car. Of course Lima had a diverse population what city in America didn't? But this couple was pulling up in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in Lima, and not only that they had pulled up in one of the most expensive houses also.

Talk was buzzing about the couple moving across from the well known Fabray's. Everyone wanted to know who they were? Where they came from? And what the hell they were doing in Lima, Ohio? It wasn't until two weeks later when Judy Fabray decided to greet her neighbors that people started to get information on the two.

Carlos and Maria Lopez had moved from Miami to Lima when the Hispanic man got a job offer to become Chief of Pediatric surgery for Limas one and only hospital. Lucky for them Lima General also had a job opening for their Chief of Surgery position; seeing as theirs was just sent to jail on drug possession charges, and they were quick to offer Maria a job there as well. So the two said good-bye to the Miami Beach's and hello to whatever Lima had to offer.

As time went by people started to respect and like the Lopez's, and started to see them as a prominent family in Lima. It wasn't like they couldn't after all if you had a baby you were sent to see Carlos and if you had an accident you were bound to see Maria. Soon the talked died down about the couple, and everyone went on to the next scandal. Even when everyone found out Maria was pregnant there was very little talk about it.

That of course didn't change when on the night of January 12 Maria Lopez gave birth to a healthy beautiful boy no one really cared. Of course people brought gifts and gave there congrats in order to stay in good with their local doctors, but in reality they didn't care. But all that changed when they had the little boys six month check up they found him to actually be an her, due to her blood work.

It was quite the surprise to the prominent Hispanic couple. Neither of them had a history of genetic disorders, but for some reason this happened. Being people of faith they believed that their daughter was born like this for a reason so they accepted it, and even embraced it.

But not everyone in town felt that way. Seeing as Lima, Ohio was so small it wasn't long until the news spread out about the Lopez kid. In fact it was only two hours before a nurse blabbed to the other nurse setting off a chain of gossip. By morning the next day everyone had heard or were about to hear about how Lima had its first hermapadite.

Pretty soon people started to avoid the couple and even the 'kid' that was born with an part that didn't belong to her. Parents went about telling their kids not to hang out with the girl, and some even went as far as to withdraw them from the daycare or school she was in. But that didn't stop the Lopez's from loving their little girl. She was special and they didn't care what anybody said she was theirs. Like a perfect mix of both of them.

Santana Maria Lopez was the town freak. She was the girl that everyone whispered about, and sneered at. But she was also the one that learned to flick people off whenever they did that. She was the little girl that beat up Puck in the kindergarten because he called her a freak of nature. She was the girl in first grade that kicked Karfosky in the balls for pulling on Quinn Fabray's hair. She was a bad ass from the day she was born, and Lima, Ohio slowly learned that.

By the time Santana was in middle school she had quite the popularity. Even though everyone knew her secret it seemed like the parents cared more then their kids actually did. Quinn was even proud to call Santana her best friend, and kick anyone asses who even dared to speak ill about the Latina.

And that popularity rose when at Gina Johnson house she played seven minutes in heaven with freshman Tasha Henderson. Needless to say that after an heavy petting session that word spread pretty quickly about what the Latina was packing.

And that's how Santana Lopez the freak became Santana Lopez the player. She bedded many of Lima, Ohio's teens and even some of the older ladies around town. Her dark voice, beautiful face, quick wit, and her never ending charm made her a favorite topic in the local gossip circle.

Of course when you spoke of Santana as a player you couldn't help but bring up the other player as well. Quinn Fabray also had an nice reputation for being able to charm the ladies. The two made their day bedding women. They had some many notches in their headboard that they gave a new meaning for the word players. They practically invented them game then played it.

They worked the game so well that Santana could often be seen with some girls tongue down her throat, and you could often find Quinn in the same situation as well. Of course that didn't mean everyone in Lima was having sex and had sex with the two.

They weren't like the other womanizer in town Noah Puckerman. They didn't find the soccer moms or Botox Barbie's attractive like the mowhawk boy did. Quinn and Santana preferred the abundance of high school girls and of course the local college students that they ran into at clubs and parties.

They were nickname 'Double Trouble', because of course whenever those two were around somewhere there was bound to be some trouble going down, and sometimes even a girl. They had an notorious reputation for betting to see who bed could bed the local highschool population.

That's why when word got around that a new family had moved to Lima and just so had happened to have a teenage daughter in the same grade of the two players their was already talk going on about if the two were going to bed them.

"Hey Lopez! Fabray!" Puck yelled walking up to the two girls leaning against their lockers. He smirked seeing their eyes clearly check out the local population of girls. Though people often said they competed against one each other he just saw it as a friendly competition. Each one of them wanted to one up each other, but they never did it with vicious tendencies.

"What do you want Puckerman?" Santana questioned her eyes roaming the ass of a brunette across from her.

"Well you see theirs talk going around about a new girl and I was wondering if you two would like to make a little bet" he smirked standing in front of them.

"What kind of bet are you talking about?" Quinn asked intrigued. She was always up for a challenge and if she could get something out of it then it was the best of both worlds in her opinion.

"I'm talking about a bet to see who could bed the new girl" Puck smirked immediately catching the attention of both girls. "I'm willing to put up five hundred dollars of my own money that I can and will bed the newbie" he grinned.

"Mmm" Quinn said. "So we put up five hundred dollars as well to see who can be the first person to get into this girls pants" she added.

"Well that is what he said Quinn" Santana scoffed. Her blonde best friend was so literal sometimes. "Alright I'm in, but lets say we up the wager" she grinned a devilish glint in her eye.

"What's more up than five hundred dollars?" Puck questioned.

"Well if I win not only do I get the pot, but I get the shave off that fugly mowhawk of yours" the Latina smirked causing the Jewish boys eyes to widen.

"What? There is no way I'm letting you shave my head?" he exclaimed catching the attention of others in the hall.

"What are you scared that you might lose?" Quinn questioned.

"Hell no" Puck scoffed. "I know I'm going to win" he added.

"Alright then if you're so confident in your abilities why won't you risk your mowhawk?" Santana questioned.

"Fine" Puck sighed. "If either of you guys wins then you get the money and my mowhawk" he agreed before a large smirk covering his face. "But if I win not only do I get you guy's money, but I also get your straight virginity".

"Hell no!" Quinn exclaimed. Just the thought of letting Puck touch was enough to make her sick.

"Puck unless you like dick then you probably don't want my 'straight virginity'" Santana laughed.

"Oh yeah" Puck nodded remembering that the Latina had a penis. "Fine if I win then Quinn has to sleep with me and you to…" he trailed off trying to think about something he could force the Latina to do.

"Nothing" Santana smirked. "I don't have to do anything for you" she laughed.

"Hell no!" Quinn yelled. "There is no way I'm going to have to sleep with Puckerman, but you get off scot free" she added glaring at her best friend.

"Well think about Quinn they way I see were at an advantage. Two lesbians, one with a dick, against one over grown Jew. Its more than likely that we will win weathers its me or you" Santana reasoned. "And if you Puck somehow win which I seriously doubt then not only will you get one grand, but you'll also get Quinn penis V-card" she smiled watching the two think about it.

"…Okay" Puck nodded. He was pretty sure he'll be able to bed the new girl.

"Alright" Quinn nodded. "But I swear Santana we better win or I'm going to kick your ass" she growled before walking away.

"So let the better man win" Puck smiled after the blonde turned the corner.

"Oh I will" Santana laughed. "And when I do I'll make sure not to cut any skin when I'm shaving that big head of yours" she grinned walking away.

"Oh shit" Puck mumbled wondering what he got himself into. "Shit!" he yelled hearing the bell ring.

"Oh Puckerman what a surprise seeing you in the hall…again" Sue Sylvester the Cheerios head coach. "Detention" she grimaced walking by the boy.

"Fuck" Puck mumbled taking off for his class. His coach was going to be so pissed when he would show up late for practice because he was in detention.