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The Satellite's Gonna Get You
Donna strode down the hallway and poked her head in Josh's office.
"Josh, can I come in a sec?"
Josh looked up from his file. "Sure."
"I still would like to know why you're not at all concerned about this satellite falling back to Earth! For all we know, it could land here!"
" Donna, did you know that a satellite falls to Earth every ten days? That since we have been launching them, about 17,000 have fallen back to Earth? And not one of them has ever killed a person?"
"Are you serious?"
"Donna, I am very serious."
"Then doesn't that just up the chances of one of them killing someone soon?"
"Donna..."
" I mean, come on. Who knows when one could strike some poor African farm, or a city in Poland, or..."
"Donna!"
"Or some small Midwest town, or some obscure South American village high in the mountains, or..."
"Donna! Your babbling is giving me a headache."
"But you have to admit it could happen."
"If I admit it could happen, would you leave me alone?"
"Yes."
"It could happen."
"I knew you thought so."
"Goodbye, Donna!"
Donna headed to the door. "You know I'm right."
"Donna!"
"Leaving." She walked out. Josh sat back in his chair and laughed.
"Donna...Donna...Donna...what would I do without you?"
End.
Author's Notes: This is a first attempt at a fanfic, and it's very short, un-beta'd, and probably sucks, but I felt like posting it anyway. Hope you enjoyed it!
The Satellite's Gonna Get You
Donna strode down the hallway and poked her head in Josh's office.
"Josh, can I come in a sec?"
Josh looked up from his file. "Sure."
"I still would like to know why you're not at all concerned about this satellite falling back to Earth! For all we know, it could land here!"
" Donna, did you know that a satellite falls to Earth every ten days? That since we have been launching them, about 17,000 have fallen back to Earth? And not one of them has ever killed a person?"
"Are you serious?"
"Donna, I am very serious."
"Then doesn't that just up the chances of one of them killing someone soon?"
"Donna..."
" I mean, come on. Who knows when one could strike some poor African farm, or a city in Poland, or..."
"Donna!"
"Or some small Midwest town, or some obscure South American village high in the mountains, or..."
"Donna! Your babbling is giving me a headache."
"But you have to admit it could happen."
"If I admit it could happen, would you leave me alone?"
"Yes."
"It could happen."
"I knew you thought so."
"Goodbye, Donna!"
Donna headed to the door. "You know I'm right."
"Donna!"
"Leaving." She walked out. Josh sat back in his chair and laughed.
"Donna...Donna...Donna...what would I do without you?"
End.
Author's Notes: This is a first attempt at a fanfic, and it's very short, un-beta'd, and probably sucks, but I felt like posting it anyway. Hope you enjoyed it!