Just a piece that really begged me to write it down...(grin) Enjoy!!!

Winry walked into the hospital room, tears streaming down her face at the young man, tied in a straitjacket, rocking back and forth and staring off into the distance, mumbling aimlessly to himself.

She cried out, "Oh, God, Ed...!" she started to cry harder at her friend's now insane mind.

"Marsupials are funny when they're greeeeeeennnn..." Ed mumbled aimlessly.

Winry, sobbing, turned desperately to Al, who was shaking his head in remorse, "How did it happen...? Tell me everything!"

Al remained silent, fearing that if he did tell Winry she would most surely hate him. She would hit him, beat him senseless--he couldn't say it to her.

Winry grabbed him desperately by the collar, and screamed in his face, "TELL ME!"

Al, a bit shocked by her sudden outburst, gently pried her hands off his shirtfront. Meanwhile, Ed, newly crazy, shouted,

"MEEKY MOMO HAS AN ATTITUDE!!!!!!"

Al sighed, then began,

"Well, brother...he...I...he went crazy because..."

"WHY?!?!" Winry yelled.

"I...I..." Al began to cry himself.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!"

"AL AND WINRY ARE NAMES THAT RHYYYYYYMEEEEE!" screamed Ed randomly.

Al finally broke down,

"I--I gave him milk!"