I don't own the Peggy The Discover Card Commercial or Transformers. I do not own the dialog even if it is off memory alone, but I do own the idea of putting them together. I dedicate this fic to one of my biggest fans... Autobot Firekat. Hope you like it hun.
[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
International Operator: Thank you for calling USA Prime Credit. Hello, my name is Peggy. What is problem, please?
Capt. Lennox: Peggy? This is an emergency Pentagon call. Do you understand? I need you to patch me through to the Pentagon.
Peggy: Yes?
Lennox: I need you to patch me through to the Pentagon! This is an emergency!
Peggy: Do you have credit card?
Lennox: NO, I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!
Peggy: [bored] Sir, the attitude isn't going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.
Lennox: I'm in the middle of a WAR! This is friggin' ridiculous! [Runs over to Epps] I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
Tech Sgt. Epps: Pocket!
Lennox: Which pocket?
Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Lennox: You've got ten back pockets!
Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
Lennox: [picks up card and continues talking] Okay, it's a Visa.
Peggy: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Lennox: NO, I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE! Epps, Pentagon!
Peggy: Well I say! [patches call to the Pentagon]